Tuesday, March 20, 2012

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD & SLOW WHEN:



YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD & SLOW WHEN:


YOU LET THE DOG OUT:


SHE DOESN'T KNOW IF SHE'S COMING OR GOING.......











SUDDENLY, YOU WAKE UP DISORIENTED,
YOU ARE FLAT ON YOUR BACK ON THE GROUND, DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THERE
 & YOU LOOK UP AND SEE THIS:


IT'S REALLY FUZZY, SO YOU BLINK AND LOOK AGAIN.....


AND NOTHING,               THEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE.....

IT'S BACK....THE BLUR.....SO YOU RUB YOUR EYES...

WHAT IS GOING ON..... 

I MEAN I KNOW I'M SLOW AND OLD, BUT REALLY?


EVERYTHING STARTS TO GO GREY AND FADE TO BLACK......


YOU FEEL YOURSELF BEING BUZZARDED TO DEATH, AND YOU FEEL A SLURP SLURP SLURP ON YOUR FACE... YOU PRAY IT'S THE DOG..........

YOU HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE LIGHT........





AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE WEARING YOUR WIFE'S UNDERWEAR, BY MISTAKE! AND THE TIGHTNESS CAUSED THESE HALLUCINATIONS!



NOW I'M RELIEVED AND 

THERE'S A THONG IN MY HEART!

CAN YOU TELL I GOT TOO MUCH REST IN NC????


LOVE YOU ALL!!!

JMc