Tuesday, March 6, 2012

TERRIBLE LIMERICK'S


 TERRIBLE LIMERICK'S





THANK YOU TO ALL OUR NEW FOLLOWERS! I HOPE THIS POST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY RUN YOU OFF!!! YOU ARE SPECIAL, AND I WILL VISIT EACH ONE AND RESPOND TO YESTERDAY'S POST COMMENTS ASAP! 
I AM HAVING SOME PROBLEMS SIGNING UP ON SOME BLOG'S. I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED TO JOIN WITH E-MAIL, OR WHAT, AND SOME I CAN'T EVEN SEEM TO COMMENT ON. ALSO THERE IS NOT A WAY TO CONTACT VIA E-MAIL ON SOME.

ANY SUGGESTIONS?






A TERRIBLE DISEASE I'VE GOT
WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GREEN ROT
THIS POST IS DEPLORABLE
THE WHINING ABHORABLE
BUT AT LEAST A "VD" IT IS NOT!!!

IT TURNS OUT IT'S NOT A BIG DEALIN'
NOT CONTAGIOUS, OR A REPORTABLE VILLAIN
IT'S  JUST  RUN OF THE MILL
YOU CAN CURE WITH A PILL
 SINUSES VERSES PENICILLIN!



YES, HE EVEN GROSSES ME OUT, BUT HE DOES FEEL RUFF!!!


HIS DYING WORDS--"ROSEBUD!"
"IT'S A CAMELLIA DUMBUTT"- HE HEARD FROM THE BACKGROUND!


BE-LEAF ME--IT DOES SNOT WORK AS WELL AS A PUFF!

MY FACE HURTS- DOESN'T HE LOOK HEAVY METAL????

DOES THIS DRESS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?

QUESTIONS MEN SHOULD ALWAYS PRETEND NOT TO HEAR!
THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER!
AND NO- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM--MAYBE THE

FEVER- COLD TO HOT I'M BURNIN'--C'MON--SING IT!!!





MY MEDICINE AND G'NIGHT!


I ALMOST PROMISE

NO MORE WHINING--BUT MAYBE SOME WHITE WINING!


PLEASE PRAY FOR ME--I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM---LOVE CHEETO-HEAD!



LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

JMc