Thursday, March 1, 2012

SILLINESS


SILLINESS


Laugh for the day....
 
 
   
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
 
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
 
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
 
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
 
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
 
"I am so sorry," she said… "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
 
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
 
She ran out of the room.


THESE LITTLE GUYS POPPED UP DUE TO THE WARM WEATHER AND RECENT RAIN. WE ARE DUE FOR SEVERE STORMS AND I DON'T THINK THEY'LL MAKE IT THROUGH.

 WELL LOOK AT THEM---NOT ME!!!

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. THEY GROW IN SMALL CLUMPS AND EVEN IN SINGLES? 


 I DON'T THINK IT'S THE SAME FLOWER I POSTED AS THE SHRINKING VIOLET FOR BLUE MONDAY (ABOVE).  THE  PETALS AND STAMEN LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, ALTHOUGH THE PLANT- (GREENERY) LOOK VERY SIMILAR.



CAN ANYONE IDENTIFY THESE TWO FLOWERS ? ARE THEY THE SAME FAMILY?
THE WINNER WILL WIN A YEARS SUPPLY OF CRABGRASS AND DANDELIONS!




THE ORIGINAL (WELL KEPT) YARD WAS BY AN EXTREMELY GIFTED 
HORTI, WHORTI, HOARTTT,  FLOWER LADY. THERE WAS A GREENHOUSE FULL OF PLANTS AS WELL AS BULBS, LILIES, AND FLOWERING SHRUBS ALL OVER THE YARD!




LOVE YOU ALL!

 HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND--IT'S GONNA BE 80 DEGREES HERE IN SC TODAY!


JMc