SIGNS O THE TIMES!!

SIGNS O THE TIMES!!

Beauty is only a light switch away.  Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC ������ ������ If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC ������   Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.  The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO ������   No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit.  Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC     At the feast of ego Everyone leaves hungry.  Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ ������ =0 A It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere.  Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ ������ Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT ������ If voting could really change things, It would be illegal.  Revolution Books New York , New York . ������ If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? ������ Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives,  Washington , DC ������ Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ ������ You're too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA ������ No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA ������ ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~ A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it  Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX 0A������   HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.