Monday, May 30, 2011

The ULTIMATE in women's body piercing!


The ULTIMATE in women's body piercing!

Biggest turn on for guys!

Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure.




The going rate on the East Coast now exceeds $10,000.
However, many men feel it is worth it.


LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!

JMc

Sunday, May 29, 2011

A SHORT QUIZ--AND WHIZ & SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY!


A SHORT QUIZ-- &
SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY!!






WHAT MUAMMAR KADHAFI IS DOING?





And now a quiz that makes you (a) whizz!?






THIS IS:

A. WHAT YOU YELL WHEN PLAYING GOLF?

B. WHAT TIME YOU ENDED UP HOME THAT MORNING?
 
C. A PRIME NUMBER?

D. THE BAGS OF IV FLUID YOU WILL NEED AFTER 6 OF THESE TO CURE HANGOVER I & II       ...in a Theater near you!

E. THE NUMBER OF MEN/WOMEN YOU ASKED; THEIR SIGN/ PH. NUMBER/OR  A RIDE HOME?

F. THE NUMBER OF "BENZO'S" XANAX/VALIUM, YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE TO SLOW YOUR HEART RATE, AFTER YOU STOPPED AT A WAFFLE HOUSE AND ADDED 6 MORE CUPS OF COFFEE WITH A SHORT STACK AND A PECAN WAFFLE?

G. THE NUMBER OF DAYS YOU STAYED ON FACE BOOK WITHOUT SIGNING OFF?



AND NOW SOME MORE ON PERSPECTIVES;

THESE ARE : MY PERSPECTIVE, THE PILOT'S PERSPECTIVE, THE CLOUDS PERSPECTIVE.
NO ONES PERSPECTIVE, YOUR PERSPECTIVE.

MATCH THE CORRECT PERSPECTIVE WITH THE CORRECT PHOTO SINCE YOU WILL BE UP 37 MORE HOURS ANYWAY!












YOUR PERSPECTIVE AFTER SEEING MORE SNAKE PICS!!!!!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

ALABAMA MASCOT


ALABAMA MASCOT



THE ALABAMA WOMEN'S' FAST-PITCH SOFTBALL TEAM WAS THE FIRST TO QUALIFY TODAY FOR THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES.


UNFORTUNATELY--THE ALABAMA MASCOT: WHICH IS
AN ELEPHANT----WT_?????.... ANYWAY......  HAD TO GO TO THE DENTIST AFTER THE GAME.


WHEN THEY ASKED THE DENTIST, WHO HAPPENED TO BE I-TALIAN WHAT WAS WRONG HE SAID:






WAIT FOR IT:................







HIS  TUSKALOOSA!!!!!!


I'M SO PUNNY!


LOVE YOU ALL!

Oh--and as a public service announcement for the upcoming weekend"

A new  way to avoid any alcohol issues while driving:

I went out with some friends last night and tied one on.
Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before.  I took a bus home.  I  arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
 

JMc

Friday, May 27, 2011

SEC BASEBALL, COLLEGE WORLS SERIES, SOFTBALL & ROAD TRIPS!!

SEC BASEBALL, COLLEGE WORLD SERIES, SOFTBALL & ROAD TRIPS!
OH-AND AIR CONDITIONING:WHICH IS MY NEW WORK OUT ROUTINE! IT'S DONE IN A ROOMBA, SUPINE, IN DOWNWARD FACING LOG: NAMASTE!
NOW I KNOW THERE MAY NOT BE TONS OF SPORTS FANS OUT THERE, HOWEVER WHEN THE TEMP IS PEGGING 95-98 EACH DAY, AND I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT ANYMORE- I'M RESIGNED TO INSIDE STUFF, A LOT OF THE TIME. THIS IS PRIME-TIME ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME- (AND YES, IT GET'S MONOTONOUS AT TIMES)......BUT IT IS A SLIGHT DISTRACTION TO MY PLIGHT, WORLD AFFAIRS, AND KILLER TORNADOES.
ESCAPISM AT IT'S BEST
 WHAT I'M RUNNING BACK TO, FOR A WEEKEND! AND I'VE BEEN HOME- OR HOME BOUND (SOME-SELF INFLICTED), MOST MEDICAL, FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS UNTIL THE RECENT  RECONNECT, AND NEW MEDS.! THAT'S A HARD TRANSITION, WHEN YOU WANT TO WORK AND ARE TOLD YOU CAN'T DO WHAT & WHERE YOUR  PASSION LIES.
I MUST ADMIT- AFTER ONLY SEVERAL DOSES OF THE NEW MEDICINE, I AM FEELING LESS TIRED, AND MORE MOTIVATED. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PLACEBO EFFECT, OR BETTER PERFUSION: IT'S WORKING! I'M STILL NOT ABLE TO WORK: BUT I CAN LIVE!!!!
 HOT HAZY SC SUNSET! 98 DEGREES IN MAY!
WHAT I'M LEAVING-- STIFLING HEAT! YES IT'S HOT IN FL...BUT WITH THAT LAKE AND FRIENDS AND CHAMPIPPLE- IT'S GREAT
CHAMPIPPLE IS A WONDERFUL NEW WHITE WINE I'VE DISCOVERED...WE CALL IT CHAMPIPPLE AFTER FRED SANFORD'S, CHAMPAGNE AND RIPPLE, FROM THE OLD SHOW!
GOOGLE EARTH VIEWS OF FAULT LINE FROM SPACE......
OK: OK--IT'S JOHN'S VIEW OF DRIED MUD AT POND!
ALIVE ONLY 3 DAYS AGO!!!!!
 & SO WAS HE!
DEAD, BECAUSE THE FLOWER LET HIM DOWN. OR DID IT?THE FLOWER IS DEAD TOO!
HOW I WAS FEELING 3 DAYS AGO. CRUSHED WITH NO CAFFEINE.
HOW I FEEL THIS MORNING: LIKE THE REAL THING. IN PERFECT HARMONY! 
WAIT: SORRY, THAT WAS GAS....AND YES: I KNOW IT'S EMPTY, MEAN JOE GREEN!! 
 WHAT A TANGLED WEB IS WOVE, WHEN WE DON'T GET IN OUR CAR AND DROVE?  WT_?... LOOK AT ALL THE CRAP THAT ACCUMULATES IN A WEB!
 BUT GAS IS COMING DOWN!!!!
LET'S NOT LET ALL OF THE WORLD'S POLITICAL AND CLIMACTIC CHANGES, ALONG WITH A CERTAIN FEELING OF NATIONAL DESPAIR AT THE RECESSION/ POLITICAL CLIME, DRAG US DOWN ANYMORE. WHAT SAY WE TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK, AND ALSO THE WAY WE PERCEIVE OUR LIVES?

 WE DO/CAN CONTROL THAT!!!! CAN'T WE?
LOVE YOU ALL
JMc 

Thursday, May 26, 2011

RUNNING AWAY TO ANYWHERE


RUNNING AWAY TO ANYWHERE!




HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO RUN AWAY SO FAR AND SO FAST THAT YOU DIDN'T CARE WHERE YOU ENDED UP?



I'VE KINDA FELT THAT WAY RECENTLY. NOT A HOPELESS FLEE-- JUST A COMPLETE CHANGE OF PLACE, SELF, SURROUNDINGS TYPE FLEE.

A REBIRTH? OR IS IT A DEATH: DEATH, TO THE OLD SELF, PAST, , PRESENT, CURRENT, BOTH MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY?...WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? AND NO--I'M NOT EVEN REMOTELY TALKING ABOUT PHYSICAL SUICIDE.

I THINK VISITS TO THE CARDIOLOGIST MAKE YOU THINK WEIRD CHIT--EVEN WHEN YOU GET AN OK REPORT- THERE IS ALWAYS THE THOUGHT THAT I COULD'VE DIED IN 2005! I CAME VERY CLOSE. SO I GUESS THIS IS JUST ONE OF THOSE CONTEMPLATIVE MOMENTS.

WHAT DO YOU CONTEMPLATE DAILY?

ARE YOU A GLASS 1/2 FULL, 1/2 EMPTY--OR IS IT JUST THE WRONG SIZED GLASS?
PERSPECTIVE...YEAH- THAT'S WHAT IT IS.........

PUT IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE!

AND WHEN YOU DO: - IT MAKES YOU WANT TO RUN AS FAR AND AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO NO MATTER WHERE YOU END UP!





WHAT VIEW DOES HE SEE?





EXACT SAME OBJECT---WHCH VIEW ? AND DOES IT MATTER?



I CHOSE THIS VIEW OF LIFE!

FISHING AT SUNSET WITH A FRIEND. AND I RAN ALL THE WAY HERE AS FAST AS I COULD !


DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? TO ANYONE?

LOVE YOU ALL.

JMc

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

SNAKES--YES MORE SNAKES & MORE PICS


SNAKES--YES MORE SNAKES & OTHER PICS & AN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL VIDEO AT END!!

OK, NOT ALL PICS ORE OF SNAKES--BUT YOU WERE WARNED! I HAVE NO LIFE OK?????

THEIR SHRINKING HOME DUE TO EXTREMELY HOT TEMPS!



I KNOW-I KNOW-S.O.S.---BUT I THOUGHT SOME A-HOLE OR HIS FAMILY HAD KILLED ALL OF MY WATER SNAKES. WHEN I RETURNED TO THE POND YESTERDAY I FOUND 12! FROM JUST HATCHED BABIES TO A MOM AND DAD!



WITH ALL THE DESTRUCTION GOING ON IN THIS WORLD- AND THE RELIEF THAT IT DID NOT END LAST SATURDAY! (YES, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WITH FLASHBACKS OF THE WORRY OF Y2K IN MY HEAD- NOT!!!!  AND FINDING  NEW, MORE, AND THRIVING LIFE, WAS A WONDERFUL SIGN OF SPRING, AND HOPE.


SPRING--HOPE! YOU CHOOSE WHICH.



 IT HIT 98 YESTERDAY AND WILL BE 97 TODAY- AND HAS BEEN IN THE MID 90'S FOR 8 DAYS ALREADY WITH MORE TO COME! GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH! I WISH THIS HEAT WOULD MYTH US!
SO ENJOY THE LATEST PICS--OR SKIP THEM AND WATCH A SHORT VIDEO AT THE END.... OF ONE GETTING TO CLOSE TO THE FAMILY JEWELS...IT'S WORTH IT!

NO JEWELS WERE SHOWN NOR HARMED IN THIS STUPID ENDEAVOR. SORRY LADIES--YOUR WELCOME ALL!!!!

NOW I'M NOT SAYIN' I WENT DOWN THEIR COMMANDO--BUT IT WAS SPUR OF THE MOMENT!




BABY--VERY SAFE! MAYBE 6 INCHES LONG AND SMALLER AROUND THAN A PENCIL!

STILL VERY SAFE--3 FEET AWAY. A "LEETLE" BIGGER ONE THOUGH!

STILL VERY COMFORTABLE-BUT THIS IS A PARENT!

GIANT WASP ON EDGE OF EARTH. DISTRACTION FROM SNAKE!

STILL OK--NOT A THREAT--DOESN'T KNOW I'M THERE! "HE SAID, KNOWINGLY!"
STUPID A** WASP!

 JUSTINCASE. ONE LAST LOOK AT THE SKY........

BUSTED--BUT STILL VERY SAFE, NOTE TO SELF: DON'T LOOK AWAY AT STUPID SKY-IT WILL STILL BE THERE!


 HE'S PROBABLY JUST NEEDLING ME..BUT MAYBE I SHOULD LEAF!

RUH ROH!--NOT QUITE AS SAFE- AND STICK IS RIGHT OUT OF REACH! SNAKES POSTURE HAS CHANGED. SO HAVE MY SHORTS!

PUSHING IT- SHORTS DEFINITELY NEED WASHING!

 DEER MOSS- IN CASE I DON'T MAKE IT.....


SEE VIDEO BELOW!




video


LOVE YOU ALL......WILL BE WASHING SHORTS AND GOING TO CARDIOLOGIST TODAY! SERIOUSLY--IT' MY REGULAR APPOINTMENT--BUT I THINK I PASSED MY STRESS TEST YESTERDAY!

JMc

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

OF PRORAMMERS & ENGINEERS!

OF PROGRAMMERS & ENGINEERS!


 This is a story which is  perfectly logical to all Programmers and Engineers
A  wife asks her engineer husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and  if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time  later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of  milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you buy 6  cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had  eggs."
3,2,1.......BOOM!

I GOT NOTHING ELSE TODAY BUT A BLANK SLATE!

IT'S OFFICIALLY SUMMER WHEN THE IRISH CLOVER BLOOMS- GONNA BE 98 HERE TOMORROW--IN MAY!!!!! 6 DAYS OF 90 DEGREE PLUS WEATHER!

PALE PERFECTION

I CANNOT KILL THIS PLANT--IT'S BEEN IN THE SAME EXPOSED POT FOR 11 YEARS- IN 104 DEGREE HEAT AND 7 DEGREE COLD! NO FERTILIZER, NO CARE--JUST LOVE!

MAGNOLIA SPIDER (WEB)- THIS IS A RESCUE FROM THE WOODS THAT WILL BE GOING TO NEW PLACE SOON!


THIS STARTED AS TWO LIMBS WITH 3 LEAVES ON EACH ABOUT 4 INCHES TALL! WHAT A FIND HUH?


MARESEATOATESANDDOESEATOATSANDLITTLELAMBSEATIVY!
SOME OF THIS WILL BE TRAVELING AS WELL!


LIZARD LOUNGE--THEY LOVE IT!
JETHRO TULL IVY---THICK AS A BRICK!







 LOVE YOU ALL


JMc