Thursday, March 31, 2011

RADIATION MONITOR: NEWS FROM LIBYA



RADIATION MONITOR: NEWS FROM LIBYA



NOTE:  I checked with SNOPES and this really does work.
 
With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon. 
Just follow these simple instructions:
 
OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN
LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER
IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU’RE SCREWED!
 
Fire Alarm & Radiation Detector!
 
 
 
ON LIBYA:

یره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما   اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم
خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رف سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما
نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما
نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پی نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما
سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیس   BOOM!
                                                                                  


If I hear anything else, I'll let you know

JMc

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

FIND THE COFFEE BEAN MAN!



THE TRICK IS TO FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS: 
This is bizarre - after you find the guy - it's so obvious. 
Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, 
'Why didn't I see him immediately?'

This is just plain stupid!

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!
And, yes, the man is really there!!
After you find the man in the beans forward the e-mail to your brainy friends.  


DOCTORS ARE DRINKING WAT TO MUCH COFFEE!!



                                                            Three parrots 

                                   Three Parrots slide down the chutes

( Just watch & wait .. )

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING, BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY!






WARNING- SLIGHTLY ADULT CONTENT! LIKE ANYYTHING COULD SUCK AS BAD AS THE PARROT JOKE RIGHT?

RIGHT???????????

CHOOSING THE PERFECT WOMAN!

video





LOVE YOU ALL

JMc
 

Monday, March 28, 2011

HAPPINESS IS A MUD PUDDLE





 SIMPLER TIMES

DON'T WORRY....BE HAPPY!



WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR US TO ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE SO HAPPY WE COULD JUST.....WELL......


REVEL IN EACH LITTLE MOMENT. WHEN THE LITTLEST OF THINGS MADE YOU BURST WITH EXCITEMENT?

WATCH THIS...THEN READ ON...IT'S JUST 50 SECONDS LONG!

 I SAID WATCH THIS!!!!! SO CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW, ALREADY........




HAPPINESS IS A MUD PUDDLE-
yes click here! 




 THANK YOU....FEEL BETTER ? NOW CAN I GO TO SLEEP!


WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR US TO SHOW THE EXCITEMENT WE FELT INSIDE WHEN WE ARE SILLY, ON THE OUTSIDE, WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT WHAT ANYONE THOUGHT? YES--DRUGS WOULD HELP BUT.....SERIOUSLY,

WHAT IF WE SHOWED THAT EXUBERANCE AND JOY- AND ALLOWED OTHERS TO SEE IT- UNEDITED/UNASHAMED/UNABASHED?

THIS VIDEO- I RE-POSTED ON FACE BOOK (THIS IS NOT MY RE- POST)- BUT IT STARTED A THREAD OF COMMENTS LONGER THAN ANY I'VE EVER RECEIVED. 


THEY WERE CONCERNING GOING TO THE DOUBLE FEATURE
10 CENT MOVIES, AT THE CAPITOL THEATER IN PLANT CITY FL.

GIANT PICKLES WERE A DIME/ RED-HOTS- .07 CENTS/ POPCORN A DIME!!

MILK DUDS/ JU-JU BEES (SP)...ETC..........

YOU COULD STAY ALL DAY AND YOUR PARENTS NEVER WORRIED ABOUT YOU UNTIL YOU CALLED THEM TO PICK YOU UP. AND USUALLY IT WAS 5-6 FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!!
CAN U RE L8????

WHAT SMALL THINGS COULD CAUSE YOU TO ACT LIKE THIS? IN PUBLIC?
TO SPREAD LAUGHTER AND A SMILE? WHAT MAKES YOU BURST AT THE SEAMS--(BESIDES BEN & JERRY'S, AND ANY OTHER DESSERT?

AND, TO HECK WITH ANY PARTY POOPERS..AND THERE WILL BE SOME...BUT I GUARANTEE, THE MAJORITY WILL SMILE AND, IF NOT IN PUBLIC;-- LATER THAT NIGHT, WILL SING  INTO A HAIR BRUSH, OR DANCE, OR DO SOME SOME OTHER SORT OF SILLINESS, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE DONE!! 

WHAT STRESS WOULD WE KILL WITH THOSE ENDORPHINS????

I SAY--LET'S PUDDLE JUMP PEOPLE.

AND FOR LORD'S SAKE--GET THE KIDS INVOLVED--THEY CAN TEACH US TO BE JOYOUS AND HAPPY AGAIN--UNTIL WE TELL THEM TO STOP IT, AND GROW UP!!



PLEASE PASS THIS ON, OR SEND PEOPLE BY...IT'S NOT ABOUT THE TRAFFIC--IT'S ABOUT THE JOY!!!





JMc

Sunday, March 27, 2011

IT'S RAINING AND COLD

IT'S RAINING AND COLD
WEIRD, THAT IT'S ONLY RAINING ONLY ON THAT ONE TREE! MAYBE THAT MAGNOLIA IS STARTING IT'S ON RAIN FOREST.


OR 

PRINCE WAS HERE IN CONCERT THE OTHER NIGHT, AND THIS MAY BE SOME OF THE LEFT OVER 
PURPLE RAIN!



THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM BAHRAIN, 
 TOOK A TRIP TO MADRID ON A PLANE,
HERE VIEW WAS POOR,
DUE TO A HEAVY DOWNPOUR

BECAAUSE THE RAIN IN SPAIN-FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLANE


SILLY SATURDAY CARRYOVER!





LOVE YOU ALL



JMc

Saturday, March 26, 2011

SILLY SATURDAY


SILLY SATURDAY

I JUST HAD TO LAUGH- I THINK WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE!

STATUE-ESQUE!  AR AR! HEY- I'M ALLOWED A BAD PUN...WATCH IT OR YOU'LL GET THE FINGER!


THIS WORKS!!!  DON'T ASK--I WON'T TELL!




"LERNIN' CURVE"
"A kNEw FeTurE":
DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS BIRD (AND OTHERS)- STAND ON ONE LEG?



BECAUSE IF THEY LIFTED IT THEY'D BUST THEIR A**.........OK OK...IT IS SILLY SATURDAY.......

NOW I'M NOT GOING TO GOOGLE THIS, BUT I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF HEAT LOSS. FLAMINGO'S DO IT, AND I THINK THIS LITTLE LOST FROZEN ENTREE BIRD IS DOING THE SAME THING. WE LOSE MOST OF OUR BODY HEAT FROM OUR FEET AND HEADS.

...AND WHY DON'T WE HAVE MS. PAUL'S FROZEN ENTREE BIRDS PACKED TO EAT LIKE WE DO FISH STICKS? I'D TRY EM.

SOUTHERN SONGBIRD PACK (COMES WITH FREE SONGBIRD CD! LISTEN TO WHAT YOU EAT!)
Ms. Pauls:  BEAKS, FEET N' ALL: MYSTERY FLOCK PACK  $1.99
FINE FEATHERED FRIENDS- GOURMET MEALS... BIRD FEEDER FED
TOFU  BIRD SPECIAL...(TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!)

STATE HOUSE STATUE SPECIAL--'SQUAB'BLES.


I MEAN A HERE'S A

GROUND FLOOR MARKETING MIRACLE PEOPLE??????


AND THERE'S OUR LERNIN' CURVE FOR THIS WEEK. FOLKS--YOU JUST CAN'T GET THIS STUFF AT OTHER BLOGS! 

THAT'S WHY THE LERNIN" WORD FOR THE WEEK IS:



RASINBREAD!

LOOK AT HIM: 1 TOOTH, RED HAIR, PLAYING THE BANJO:
YOU CAN TELL:  





RAY'S INBRED! WAIT FOR IT.....

STOLEN FROM BLUE COLLAR'S: JEFF FOXWORTHY!

LOVE YOU ALL


JMc

Friday, March 25, 2011

WHEN EVEN BIRDS HAVE HAD ENOUGH!



EVEN BIRDS CAN HAVE ENOUGH!


When a male can't stand it anymore!   Priceless shot!
 I'M JUST SAYIN'...........EVEN IF THIS WAS "THE TREE"--IT'S GONE NOW....DAYLIGHTS BURNING, AND I WANNA WATCH THE GAME! SO- PIC ANOTHER ONE FOR THE NEST!



THANKS TO WHOMEVER CAUGHT THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME SHOT....... I WISH IT WERE ME!

MOCK- YEAH,  ING, YEAH.... BIRD....YEAH!!!! 

MAYBE HE'LL GO TO A "BEAK EASY"
FOR A DRINK WITH THE BOYS AND WATCH THE GAME.

LOVE YOU ALL
 



JMc

Thursday, March 24, 2011

FINISHED, DONE, KAPUT!



FINISHED, DONE, KAPUT!




I'M NOT GOING TO POST ANYMORE!






I'M MOT GOING TO POST ANY LESS EITHER!





SUNSET OVER FIELD




NATURE CLAIMS ANOTHER---PROBABLY A HAWK, GETS AN UNKNOWN VICTIM. THE FUR LOOKS & FELT LIKE OPOSSUM. THIS IS JUST WHAT A DAILY WALK CAN REVEAL. WE JUST NEED TO OPEN OUR EYES, TO SEE!


THIS IS A BALL OF SCAT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT LEFT IT. I MAY RETURN TOMORROW TO SEE WHAT'S IN IT. (BONES, OR FUR, LIKE I FOUND IN FIELD, ETC....)  HEY---I'M BORED OK!!!??
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS LARGE, AND THIS PERFECTLY ROUND ! THIS WAS NOT UNDER A LIMB, BUT NEAR THE WATERS EDGE.

FOR SIZE COMPARISON--A LOT LARGER THAN A GOLF BALL! ANY IDEAS?
I KNOW WE HAVE COYOTES--BUT THIS ISN'T TYPICAL OF COYOTE OR DOG POO.
I THINK IT WOULD BE TOUGHER TO POOP THAT PINE CONE MYSELF!



COOL SPIDER WEB IN POLLINATOR!

THIS AND...


THIS....

AND THIS...ARE CAUSING THIS....

POLLEN SPLASH! ACHOO!

I CAN NEVER CATCH THE SPLASH DUE TO CAMERA LAG!!!

THESE GUYS ARE COOL--HUMMINGBIRDS LOVE EM..BUT IT'S TOO EARLY YET!

AND THIS IS WHY I WALK TO THE MAILBOX WITH A CAMERA!

BEATS T.V.!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL.
JMc

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

CAUGHT ON SECURITY CAMERA


CAUGHT ON SECURITY CAMERA

I'm not sure if this is actually true- but the message is a good one for us all!

Make sure your wife, husband, TEENAGERS, and all you friends see this!!  No sound, just watch. You will be flabbergasted.
Okay, I think both men AND women should be aware of this. It COULD have happened to anyone of us. If you notice he got away with her car, purse and keys without touching her . . . Worst of all, she couldn't even give a description of the person to the police (thankfully there wasn't a child in the car.)  NOT VERIFIED BY ME.

only a 52 second video

video


LOVE YOU ALL



OH--some FREE INFO!!

I  TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!
  
  
 
Las  Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

   THIS  MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
  LAS VEGAS  , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN  CASINOS.
   NOT  SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO
  CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS  PASSED.

  SINCE  THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE
  DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE  OFFERINGS..

   THE  CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN
  MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS  OF
  ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
 
 
 
 
 
 

  THIS  IS DONE BY THE 
 
 
CHIP MONKS.
  

JMc

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

STRUGGLING TO POST!

STRUGGLING TO POST!
Have you ever struggled so bad to post that you just: DIDN'T? 

Well I should have followed my gut.

1. Chili's was OK. but, They had no Iced Tea! 

WTH? That's like a Burger joint having no fries!

 &

2. THEY DON'T SERVE CHILI!

STRIKE TWO!!!!!! Change the name!!!!!


THE RIBS WERE OK--
WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK, MONEY BACK,
MONEY BACK!!




OPEN--IT'S JUST A ROOT CANAL!

NIGHT.

JMc

Monday, March 21, 2011

SILLY STUFF


GOING TO EAT AT CHILI'S!
we have a coupon...... pr. kuupon according to Ron White!


JUST SOME SILLY STUFF TO START THE WEEK




Very large and old Camellia Bush

Not a very old Camellia!


LOVE YOU ALL,


JMc

Sunday, March 20, 2011

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY--SQUIRREL HUFFING: KILLS!

 
 
SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY
SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY!
ABOVE IS
GET BACK SHADOW CAT: SIR ELTON JOHN






SQUIRREL HUFFING: KILLS!

YOU MUST DESTROY THE HUFF CONTAINER TOO!
THIS TERRIBLE EPIDEMIC HAS SWEPT THE STATE HOUSES, AND GARDENS OF OUR COUNTRY. IF THE HUFFING DOESN'T KILL THEM: LEAD POISONING DOES!

(These Squirrels are destroying our home, and there are too many too trap. I have successfully scared 90% of them away?
ONE SQUIRREL WAS DEFINITELY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PHOTO. 
SO CALL P.E.T.A.

PERFECTLY
ETHICAL 
TERMINATION
of
ANIMALS!





LOVE YOU ALL; MINUS SQUIRRELS

JMc

Saturday, March 19, 2011

THE WIRE GUYS!

THE WIRE GUYS!
I COULD ONLY PRAY FOR THIS TYPE OF TALENT AND VISION! 

THIS WILL HAVE TO LAST UNTIL MONDAY!

* Asteroids as opposed to Hemorrhoids means I made up the Captions.

 
LOL! burning the candle at both ends!*
or Hey Ollie--Watch this! *

NOT REALLY SURE? WHERE BEER NUTS COME FROM? *
AR- YOU SURE YOU WANT S'MORE?????*
THINGS KID'S SHOULDN'T EVER SEE!*
NITRATE SPLASH!*
MUFFINSIDE- ar ar.*
 
  DINOSAUR BOOK--THE THESAURUS!*
Crabby Pattie not shown!* Bad SpongeBob reference.
 WALKING AT A BRISK CLIP- "MADE UP"-ar ar!*
SPOON SIZED SHREDDED WHEAT! * PASTA HIS PRIME!* HOLY MACARONI*
FRUIT WITH LIFE EXPERIENCE!

LEGUME'S GO NUTZ!*      ZOMBIES' ARE NUTS ABOUT BRAINS! last part not mine
BEAKER- BEAKER-19 : FAILED EXPERIMENT!*
Dog-gone-it---Paper trained!*
Training our dog Frank ( not mine)
You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato. You Say Potatoes, I say Zombies.
Cat Doodle
 MODEST PEAR!


Love you all.....Be blessed!


JMc