Monday, January 31, 2011

A TRIP TO SUMTER


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT LATER TODAY!!!!

DON'T MISS IT!

Confused

I  became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone
'Service'
Cable TV
'Service'  
Civil 'Service'
State
, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.


BAM
!!!  It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.  

I would hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.
 
PS:  THIS IS NOT THE PSA!!

 


Friday, January 28, 2011

iPOST


iPOST

and iGonna get in so much trouble-Ipost this right before Ileave


It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.  
 
He just loved it. Who wouldn ' t?



I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me  
Very happy when she bought me an iPad. 
My daughter ' s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch. 
 
 
September came by, so for my wife's birthday I bought her an iRon. 
 
 
 It was around then that the fight started . . .
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated
into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iNag app.

Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.
 

ABOVE PICS THROUGH E-MAIL. BOTTOM PICS iHAVE TO TAKE THE HEAT FOR!


iKNOW,  RIGHT!!


AND DON'T FORGET THE AFFORDABLE E-READER I AM GOING TO MARKET SOON



PICS OUT OF FOCUS AS WILL BE THE E-BILLS!



AS WELL AS MY OWN iPAD!

LOVE YOU ALL... iDO!!!!

JMc

Thursday, January 27, 2011

IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE


IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!

YEAH- I KNOW ALL THIS POSITIVE CRAP GETS OLD--BUT THINGS ARE GREAT!




SO--WHEN THE PRESSURE IS ON (RELIEVE YOURSELF)

AND REMEMBER- BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE
(BUT SO IS HERPES)

 AND WHETHER YOU ARE LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH ROSE? COLORED GLASSES

OR A POLE 

OR A MOLE- GOOD OLE MOLE-ASSES!

THROUGH A RUSTY HOLE ...(DR SUESS IMPRESSION)..NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT IT!

AND THE BRIERS OF LIFE TRY TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU...

THEY CAN ALSO ALLOW YOU TO HAVE CHANGE OF HEART.....


REMEMBER- I'M A REAL FUN-GI!


SO CHOOSE TO CHEER UP! AND REMEMBER IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE:

YOU COULD SING LIKE SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS ON AMERICAN IDOL! WAS THAT THE WORST BATCH LAST NIGHT OR WHAT???
 I MEAN
SLAPPING THE CAMERA OUT OF YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU SUCK REALLY BAD??? 
C'MON!!!!
DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT THEY CAN SING? I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT!

OH- RIGHT--THIS IS A POSITIVE MESSAGE...SO ON THAT NOTE--I WILL SAY BYE TILL PROBABLY MONDAY AS WE ARE GOING ON A QUICK ROAD TRIP!

LOVE YOU ALL,

JMc

FOR FREE:

A little political joke that is actually funny........
You, who worry about Democrats versus Republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.
In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple: the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.
The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"  
Yup, they're out there. Watch out, they text while they drive as well

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

ENCOURAGEMENT FROM MOM


ENCOURAGEMENT FROM MOM
IF YOU EVER WONDERED IF THE DOCTOR DROPPED ME: WONDER NO MORE.
THE FOLLOWING IS A PIC FROM CLOUDIA'S BLOG- A MUST VISIT!!!! 





THANKS CLOUDIA FOR AN AWESOME HAKKUNA MATTATA MOMENT, IN THE CYCLE OF LIFE! WHAT A GREAT PICTURE.


NOW THE FOLLOWING IS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF ENCOURAGEMENT FROM MY MOM!

IF ONLY CLOUDIA'S LIZARD HAD KNOWN THIS!!!!!!

DON'T EVER GIVE UP!
YES- I GET IT HONESTLY!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE HAND HOLDING THE CRANE!!!!!


When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. -- Thomas Jefferson



"It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?" — Matt Diamond. TIC...TIC...TIC...... JOKE BOMB!


 HANG IN THERE BABY!


JMc



Tuesday, January 25, 2011

RECONNECTING CONTINUES


RECONNECTING CONTINUES

I JUST RECEIVED E-MAILS, AND AN AWESOME PHONE CALL FROM ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS FORM THE COLLEGE YEARS. I WAS TALKING ABOUT HER TO BOB (OF FISHING FRIEND FAME) JUST A WEEK BEFORE! TALK ABOUT A "GOD" THING.

SHE SAID SHE "GOOGLED" ME AND FOUND MY BLOG! I ONLY WISH SHE HAD DONE THAT IN COLLEGE....JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!! SO--OK--WE WERE JUST BEST FRIENDS!! AND STILL ARE. SHE WAS ENGAGED AND BROKE MY HEART--ALWAYS THE FRIEND--NEVER THE BOYFRIEND...BUT THAT WAS THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH US!

SHE IS AND HAS ONE OF THE KINDEST AND BEST SPIRITS I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

THANKS RENEE- FOR YOUR LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ALL THESE YEARS!

SHE IS JUST STARTING TO BLOG--SO PLEASE SHOW HER SOME LINKY LOVE AND SUPPORT.  I THINK SHE IS MAINLY GOING TO FACEBOOK, AND E-MAIL, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW!!




IT IS NEVER TO LATE TO RECONNECT WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS!
IS THERE SOMEONE YOU SHOULD/COULD WRITE OR CALL TODAY?

LOVE YOU ALL!
JMc


LET'S ALL GIVE RENEE A BIG

BY SAYING HI!!

SHE IS NOW LIVING IN NAWLINS--AND WILL BUY YOU A COLD ONE DURING MARDI GRAS.....

THE AFTER PARTY! TOO MANY OF THOSE DURING COLLEGE HUH RENEE!

 RENEE IS VERY SELF SUFFICIENT AS MOST PEOPLE ON THE BAYOU ARE!  LOL!

LOVE YA RENNIE!!! (LAST PIC NOT MINE--OR RENEE!)




Sunday, January 23, 2011

WHERE HAVE ALL THE PICTURES GONE?


OF COURSE AS USUAL I AM MESSING WITH MY PICTURES- GETTING THEM ORGANIZED, AND 
LOSING THEM ALL!

I STILL HAVE THEM, BUT THEY ARE CD'D, PICASSA'D, FOLDERE'D..ETC!

WHEN YOU DO THIS BLOGGER TAKES EXCEPTION AND DELETES THEM FROM YOUR BLOG!

HOPE TO HAVE IT RECTUMFIED SOON.

LOVE TO YOU ALL!

JUST A FEW TO SEE IF THEY STILL POST!

 FIERY FALL

KATY DID IT

 THE "GALL" OF THIS TREE

SOFTENED FEATHER--OR "GET DOWN!"

 DOES THIS RED OUTFIT MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?

JUST HANIGIN' OUT
 MY SPIDY SENSES ARE........
 ELUSIVE LIGHT
 PET'S JUST DON'T KEEP AS WELL AS THEY USED TOO!
 I SURVIVED THE STRANGE BIRD KILLS OF 20-ELEVEN!
 
 RARE PIC OF A SLEEPING CLOUD, ON LIMB. WHO KNEW?
 B4--(NOT MY PIC) Unfortunately!
AFTER- (DEF NOT MY PIC-unk source). Thankfully! A STUDY IN TIME AND GRAVITY!

WHAT????

OK:   THEY STILL POST! ALL PICS ARE MINE UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.
SEE YA MONDAY!
JMc

Saturday, January 22, 2011

NEW SIGN? HOROSCOPE THAT IS?


NEW SIGN? HOROSCOPE THAT IS?

THE OLD SONG " BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN",

WELL MINE SAID:  

TAXI!!!


 

Born Under A Bad Sign

by   CREAM

 

 

 

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all
Hard luck and trouble is my only friend
I been on my own ever since I was ten
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all
I can't read, haven't learned how to write
My whole life has been one big fight
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all
I ain't lyin'
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no kind-a luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all
Wine and women is all I crave
A big legged woman is
gonna carry me to my grave
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all
Yeah, my bad luck boy
Been havin' bad luck all of my days, yes


I PUT LITTLE IF ANY STOCK IN HOROSCOPES OR LUCK. 
I'M A FECES, BTW!

MY FATE LIES IN THE HANDS OF GOD AND MY DECISIONS BASED ON WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE GAINED FROM HIM....AND THE PROPER APPLICATION OF THAT WISDOM & KNOWLEDGE..., NOT LUCK !

I THINK WE CONTROL MORE OF OUR DESTINY THAN WE GIVE OURSELVES CREDIT FOR,  OR CONVERESLY BLAME ON "BAD LUCK". LET'S WO/MAN UP, AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS OR INACTION'S.

OR NOT!

PS: MY HOROSCOPE SAYS I'M STILL A LEO- THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW EASTERN HOROSCOPE: AUG 1OTH.  

 AREN'T MOST SO GENERIC THAT YOU CAN READ ALMOST ANYTHING INTO THEM AND MAKE THEM FIT?

I DO THINK THE PERSONALITY TRAITS ARE PRETTY CLOSE, BUT I CAN'T SEE ME LIVING MY LIFE BASED ON HOROSCOPES.

HAVING SAID THAT: TWO PARTICULAR ONES-  WERE INCREDIBLY ACCURATE AND SPECIFIC!! COINCIDENCE?

 WITHIN ONE HOUR OF RETURNING FROM THE CARDIOLOGIST WONDERING HOW WE WERE GOING TO FARE, WHEN MY WORK DISABILITY RUNS OUT--THE DR. I VOLUNTEERED FOR CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I WAS READY TO COME BACK!!!!!

I AM GOING TO START AGAIN WITH MEDMISSIONS, VOLUNTEERING (4 DAYS A MONTH INSTEAD OF THE 2 WE INITIALLY DID.) IT HAS GROWN THAT MUCH!. I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE, DUE TO HEALTH, BUT I FEEL SO GREAT NOW! 

THAT MY FRIENDS IS GOD, FATE, KISMET, KARMA, AND

GOOD LUCK! ;-) !!

THIS ALSO MAY LEAD TO A PAYING JOB IN THE FUTURE! PER THE DOC!

OR NOT.

REGARDLESS: GOD IS IN TOTAL CONTROL OF MY LIFE!

BUT THAT'S JUST MY TAKE. 

WHAT IS YOURS ON HOROSCOPES/NUMEROLOGY, ETC?


JMc

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Husband Down

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'



pic not mine- courtesy of E-mail

Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
 
 A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
 
 Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.


OK- THIS WAS A CHEAP SHOT AND TERRIBLE POST-BUT I'M BUSY- OK!!

Have great news and will post soon! Also have a new Blogger friend I'd like you to visit! Will post more over yucky cold weekend!


JMc

Monday, January 17, 2011

Buddy Guy - Skin Deep

WE ARE ALL THE SAME--BELIEVE IT OR NOT! 

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS--WHEN YOU HAVE 4:22 SECONDS TO DEVOTE TO A POWERFUL SONG!!! TIME FOR THESE TRUTHFUL WORDS FROM A BLUES LEGEND, TO PENETRATE THE SKIN, AND BURROW INTO OUR HEART!

STORY HAS IT--"FROM HIS MOUTH"- IN AN INTERVIEW I HEARD ON THE 101-GUITAR SERIES....
HE RAN ACROSS IN FRONT OF HIS MOTHERS BROKEN MIRROR, WHILE SHE WAS COMBING HER HAIR AT ABOUT 15 0R 16 YEARS OLD, ON THE PLANTATION WHERE HE WAS RAISED!

AND COMMENTED  "I'M HANDSOME"!

HIS MOTHER REPLIED."YES SON, BUT IT'S ONLY SKIN DEEP!!""

THEN HE WROTE THIS SONG...

EVRYONE HERE IS VALUED, LOVED, AND RESPECTED...BECAUSE AFTER ALL:
WE ARE ONLY DIFFERENT:

SKIN DEEP !!

WE RARELY GET PAST THAT AREA! AND TRULY KNOW EACH OTHER!

BEWARE "MOBILE HOMES".............


BEWARE "MOBILE HOMES".............THEY CALL THM THAT FOR A REASON!

WE WERE TOLD TO GO CHECK OUT SOME MOBILE HOMES--AKA--TRAILERS...IN THE AREA. THEY SAID THEY WERE BUILDING THEM UP TO SPECS NOW AND THAT THEY WERE NICE. 

SOME WE SAW WERE NICE AND WE REALLY LIKED THEM WITH THE "LAND HOME PACKAGE". HOWEVER THEIR IS ONE STERN WARNING!

ONE IN PARTICULAR TOOK A LIKING TO US!!!! WE DIDN'T LIKE IT, AND IT TOOK HUMBRAGE--(DON'T YOU LOVE TO USE WORDS THAT NO ONE USES??), AT US.

WE GOT THE CREEPS IN THIS UPWARDLY MOBILE HOME- "DINO"..DOUBLE INCOME NO OUTBUILDINGS!

WHEN WE RETURNED HOME- THIS ONE HAD FOLLOWED US, AND FORTUNATELY GOT STUCK ON A SHARP TURN DOWN OUR ROAD. WE HAD TO CALL THE POLICE AND TAKE OUT A "DON'T COME WITHIN 300 YARDS OF US RULE"--OH-YEAH--RESTRAINING ORDER! YEAH, THAT'S IT!

SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU LOOK AT--IT MAY BE LOOKING TO FIND OCCUPANTS AS WELL AS YOU FINDING AN ABODE. AND THIS DIDN'T A BODE? ABIDE?...WELL WITH US!

JMc

NO FILM AT 11:00

Friday, January 14, 2011

HOUSE HUNTING- FOR DUMMIES!


HOUSE HUNTING:  for DUMMIES!

OMG--IT'S THE BEST!!

Went House Hunting today and had a Blast!

As you drive down a street, their are Houses on the left and the right!! I didn't know it would be so easy. And we found out that usually the houses on the right are even numbered, and the left-Odd. Odd- don't you think.

We also learned that only SOME are for sale, and this turned out to be important. When we first started we just walked up to several we liked, knocked and asked if we could see their house. It turns out people don't generally like that; especially if it's not FOR SALE!!

So color me stupid and chalk that one up to experience! 
Ha Ha Ha!! 

Also, the Governors Mansion proved to be a little "OFF LIMITS" to the general public as a rule! Hey--we just wanted to see what we COULD NOT afford, as a comparison. I mean--you can look at expensive jewelery and not intend to buy it! Sheesh. And she was just sworn in Yesterday. I don't know about SWEARING IN A GOVERNOR-or any elected official for that matter.

I mean: why use bad language! "Do you-Dammit, solemnly friggin Swear, to Uphold the Damn Office????"
 
"Hell, Yes!" etc.

There just is no place for that!

Anyway--we are going back out again tomorrow- armed with a FOR SALE MAP, thus saving a LOT of time and Gas Money! I mean we could almost have put a down payment on the sucker just in Gas Money!

Well--gotta go get a good nights sleep as I want to be sharp negotiating with these people called Realtors. Should call them Un-Real-tors with the prices they are asking for some of these places. I think I must have added two extra zeros or forgot a decimal point when i typed in 100,000.00- 150,000.00!

Turns out that SMALL MISTAKE makes a BIG difference in the houses you can look at! And I get to meet a Guy with the Money- named Earnest--and there is something to do with a funny shaped Bird--called an S- Crow!

OK--I'll report back later! Wish us well!





JMc

Thursday, January 13, 2011

PONDERING THE LAST POST! TIME...TICK...TICK...TICK!


PONDERING THE LAST POST! 
When is the honeymoon over??

To review: Here is a 32 second clip:

video



NONE OF THESE REQUIRE ANSWERS IN COMMENTS: UNLESS YOU JUST WANT TO SHARE....WHICH I WOULD LOVE...BUT THEY ARE MAINLY JUST TO GET US THINKING: 

FIRST OF ALL: WOULD YOU STAY IN A SLEEPING COMPARTMENT WITH ANOTHER MARRIED WOMAN OR MAN (NOT YOUR SPOUSE?)



WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP IS THE "HONEYMOON PHASE" OVER?

WHY "INITIALLY" DO WE TEND TO WEAR OUR "MASKS", FOR OTHERS? DO WE EVER "COMPLETELY" DROP THEM? IF NOT--WHY????


DO WE WEAR DIFFERENT "MASKS" FOR DIFFERENT OCCASIONS: PRIME EX: "CHURCH" ????

WHY IS FARTING SO FUNNY,  OR TABOO--IN SOME FAMILIES?

I ASK THESE QUESTIONS IN LIGHT OF THE PHENOMENA OF SOCIAL NETWORKING; and WITH THE RELEASE OF "SOCIAL NETWORK" ON DVD

IS IT EASIER TO SHARE OUR DEEPEST AND DARKEST SECRETS AKA, FLAWS AND HOW SCREWED UP WE REALLY ARE! LOL.:"UP FRONT",VIA A NETWORK, BEFORE WE MEET, VS. THE OLD SCHOOL "PROCESS" OF COURTING/DATING? 


IS IT- TMI? OR DOES IT RAISE OR LOWER EXPECTATIONS: MAKING IT EASIER TO MEET? DOES THE ANONYMITY OF "POSTING" ALLOW US TO SAY THINGS WE WOULDN'T USUALLY DISCLOSE?

IS IT BECAUSE OF TIME??? ARE WE TOO HURRIED TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE IN THIS DAY AND AGE?

WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THOSE "LITTLE WHITE LIES ON A PROFILE OR QUESTIONNAIRE?


I'M JUST AXING !!!! THIS IS A TIMED EXERCISE!





TO PONDER, OR NOT:


FINALLY: DOES THIS PHENOMENA MAKE IT EASIER, OR HARDER TO PARENT:

OR IS IT JUST "DIFFERENT"? AND A NATURAL EVOLUTION OF SOCIETY.

I'M THINKING OF THE EXAMPLE OF THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION OF THE 60'S AND 70'S--LEADING TO THE ANYTHING GOES DISCO ERA...THROUGH THE AIDS EPIDEMIC, UNTIL NOW. WOULD THAT TIME PERIOD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT WITH FACE BOOK AND TWITTER. (ROOFIES AND ECSTASY NOT REQUIRED PREVIOUSLY!)  TIME REFERENCE AGAIN...HMMMM......

DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?


IS SOCIAL NETWORKING INHERENTLY GOOD, OR BAD---OR IS IT JUST WHAT IT IS? PROGRESS, AND THE NATURAL WAY TECHNOLOGY IS LEADING US?




IN THE 



OF THIS DISCUSSION:

ARE FAMILY TRADITIONS & RELATIONSHIPS GROWING OR SUFFERING TODAY?
 LIKE PASSING DOWN GUNS IN THE FAMILY!  LOL!!! DO WE MEET EN-FACE LESS, BECAUSE OF THE EASE OF CONTACT OVER DISTANCES WITH CURRENT TECHNOLOGIES?


I'M THINKING OF THE NEW APP ADVERTISED RECENTLY:  UMI??? OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: TV THAT LET'S YOU BASICALLY VIDEO CONFERENCE, (SKYPE) ON TV. "BRINGING YOUR FAMILY INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM"!!!
 

I ONLY ASK AS I HAVE BEEN THINKING OVER THESE & SIMILAR QUESTIONS, IN LIGHT OF OUR FAMILIES AWESOME, AND "GOOSE BUMP" REUNION THIS PAST CHRISTMAS. 

4 GENERATIONS WERE PRESENT. I NEVER WANT THIS MUCH TIME TO PASS UNTIL THE NEXT. 

 OF COURSE, HAD THAT MUCH TIME NOT HAVE PASSED: WOULD IT HAVE BEEN AS SWEET?

THE ONLY REASON I ASK IS THAT I LOVED THE HUGS, PERSONAL CONTACT, PRESENCE, EYE CONTACT, SMILES, LAUGHTER, INTERACTION, ETC.THAT BEING THERE TOGETHER IN PERSON ILLICITED!!!

PLEASE EXCUSE THE QUALITY OF THE FOLLOWING PICS; BUT LOOK AT THE EMOTIONS
3 MUSKETEERS IN HIGH SCHOOL! NOT SO HOT NOW-  BUT THIS TRIP STARTED MY RECONNECTION WITH PEOPLE FROM MY PAST !


 MY BROTHER AND SISTER CRIED..WHEN I PASSED ON DAD'S GUNS. THEN,  WE ALL CRIED TOGETHER!

 FAMILY!

 THE COUSIN "WE" DON'T TALK ABOUT!

MOONSHINE HAPPINESS! 

BUT YOU GET THE IDEA--I HAVE TO DELETE SOME PICS ON WEB ALBUMS TO GET MORE STORAGE SPACE TO POST THE ONES I WANTED TO POST! SNIF! SNIF!


JMc

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A SHORT LOVE STORY!


A SHORT LOVE STORY!

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?    I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!  That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own
(EDITED) blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.
THE END.
A BLOG IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.......
 
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET!





JMc

Monday, January 10, 2011

SNOW & ICE


SNOW & ICE

TWICE IN SEVERAL WEEKS!
WE RECEIVED 5 INCHES OF SNOW IN THE MIDLANDS OF SC. THERE WERE 120 ACCIDENTS THIS AM. 

DUMBUTTS!
OF COURSE MANY OF THOSE WERE "ESSENTIAL" REDNECKS WHO HAD TO GET OUT!!! PEOPLE THAT HAD TO GET IN TO WORK. 

LIKE HOSPITAL WORKERS- WHO ARE NOW PATIENTS FOR THE LAST TIRED SHIFT TO STAY AND TAKE CARE OF: OR THEY RESTING COMFORTABLY AT HOME!



THE BEGINNING--MIDNIGHT MONDAY: 12:31 AM

GREENHOUSE & SIDEWALK-  DUSTING! (Re-Cycle Bin to catch and Re-cycle Snow!)


Same Rail & Sidewalk 4 hours later- WITH HOPE'S TRACKS!.


What I've been told all my life never to eat!!!

HEY-SHE HAD TO GO OUT! Or either DURFEE visited me overnight! (Inside joke--errr, OK, it better be an Outside Joke! Poet or not--Don't pee in my house and put it in a book! :-)




Greenhouse- During the Fall.


WHO I WANT TO BE!!! THIS IS DOC.

A LEGEND OF THE FALL!!!