Monday, December 12, 2011

BOARDING A PET



BOARDING A PET FOR CHRISTMAS



VET VISIT TO CATCH UP ON ALL THE SHOTS- 212.00

BOARDING FOR 3 DAYS 2 NIGHTS- 180.00

ANIMAL PLANET ON CABLE- 15.00

FOOD, MANI-PEDI AND SPA- 65.00

MALE COMPANY-  300.00- (HEY, SHE'S KINKY)

KNOWING SHE COMFORTABLE AND SAFE- 1.99
I SAY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE AT HOME

3 DAY TRIP TO ASHVILLE TO SEE PEOPLE YOU HATE- SEE ABOVE COST, BUT ACTUALLY
IT'S- KINDA LIKE THE PEOPLE OF WALMART E-MAILS!

PRICELESS!!!


SERIOUSLY:

THIS WILL BE AN AWESOME TRIP AND ANY BURGLARS, DO NOT LOOK IN ANY CEDAR CHESTS AT FOOT OF BEDS, UNDER THE FALSE BOTTOMS, FOR COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CASH AND SILVER/GOLD. WE WILL BE GONE AND NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING THE HOUSE!



LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc