Tuesday, November 22, 2011

NEW ALPHABET!!!



NEW ALPHABET!!!

AS TAUGHT TODAY.......







THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion.
>
> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> toilet paper and rub it between them for20a few seconds'
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> 'How long will this take?' I asked.
>
> 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
>
> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece o f20toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
> years?'
>
> Without missing a beat he says ' Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
>
> He's still alive , and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
> again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw.
>
> Stupid, stupid man

>



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JMc