Wednesday, October 5, 2011

MAN CAVE TAKING SHAPE WITH SHROOMS TO GO!

MAN CAVE TAKING SHAPE WITH SHROOM TO EXPAND!!
1/2 way through!!!!!
THE MAN CAGE, SCAFFOLD, CAVE
 
IS COMING ALONG NICELY!
I ALSO SAW THESE FURNISHINGS AT SHROOMS TO GO!!!! 
ONE MAN'S TRASH...... 
 
AND THE PICTURES "I SAW" IN THE CATALOUGE   MY MIND
PROMISED THIS:
 A WALL WITH STUDS--(WIFE LIKED THAT PART), AND THE ROOF COMPLETELY FINISHED AND SHINGLED,
 EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK WITH A PLASMA TV THROWN IN!!! 
YES-IT'S ALL CLEAN, AND PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT SHADOW MAN IN THE MICROWAVE ON TOP OF THE BAR THINGY! WE HAD CHICKEN FOR SUPPER (*SEGWAY TO FOLLOW.....)--HE WAS A POULTRY GEIST!!! AR AR!

HEY!  WE HAVE NO CABINETS RIGHT NOW--GIVE ME A BREAK!
IT'S A 12 "PLASMA" AND A 46 INCH MICROWAVE!!!!! PERCEPTION??? 
IT WILL LOOK GOOD WITH THE NEW CABINETS, LINOLEUM AND 60'S BEAN BAG CHAIRS AND LAVA LAMPS! 
WHICH BRINGS US TO THE FIRST EVER 

COOKING SEGMENT *(SEGWAY AS PROMISED)  

ON FULL-ON FORWARD! 

((SHROOMS ARE AWESOME THAT WAY), DID HE OR DIDN'T HE?)).

CORRECTLY USE PARENTHESIS??
IT SEEMS THE RUMORS ARE TRUE THAT THE MOON IS REALLY MADE OF CHEESE! 
SO, HALF THE MOON WAS GRATED, 6,000 ACRES OF RIPE TOMATO PLANTS, 100 ACRES OF GARLIC -----SING IT--- "PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY AND THYME"-- 2,000,000 ANGUS BEEF BULLS...

(LEAVE OUT IF VEGAN.....)   WHOOPS--TOO LATE.....
AND 1,000,000,000,000  TINY MUSHROOMS (FOR FLAVOR!!) 

WERE THROWN INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO IN ITALY.


THIS WAS PROPORTIONALLY DONE 6 TIMES.....

AND  SIMMERED FOR 4 HOURS!
MAKING :

ACCORDING TO THE GUINNESS WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS::
THE WORLDS LARGEST SINGLE SERVING OF LASAGNA !!! 
LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

NO HE DIDN'T-- HE REALLY IS THAT FREAKING STUPID! WIERD, CREATIVE?