Friday, October 7, 2011

ALMOST THERE!! NOT SURE WHERE--BUT ALMOST THERE!

ALMOST THERE!!  NOT SURE WHERE--BUT ALMOST THERE!
DONE! EXCEPT FOR THE NEW LINOLEUM, AND WE'LL START THAT MONDAY--DON'T WORRY! NO DAILY UPDATES!
I DO THINK I WILL GET A NEW STOVE AND GET RID OF THE "HUNTING CABIN" LOOK CIRCA- 1838! EVEN THOUGH IT WORKS PERFECTLY! ALMOST FEELS LIKE RENTING IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS THE WAY TO GO!
ESPECIALLY SINCE RENT IS STILL $400.00 A MONTH! HOW AWESOME IS THAT???



MOST OF YOU HAVE MET MY FAVORITE TREE---SOON IT WILL BE BARE, BUT EVEN THEN IT HAS A BEAUTY!

HERE IT IS IN SEPIA--IT TOOK ME 6 HOURS TO PAINT THIS SHOT--THEN I FOUND A SETTING ON THE CAMERA THAT DOES IT FOR YOU!

THEN I PAINTED FALL COLORS--THERE WAS NO WAY AROUND THAT--THIS WAS AT DUSK, AND THE
COLORS CAME OUT NICELY!

BECAUSE I USED HOT WATER!



OK--NOW I'M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THIS CRAPPY SHOT---NOW I KNOW IT IS CRAPPY AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR COMPLIMENTS------BUT AT DUSK--I FINALLY CAPTURED A MOVIE STAR BIRD THAT SUDDENLY LIT IN TREE BESIDE ME!

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET ACTION BIRD PICS, IF YOU DON'T SET UP THE FEEDER WITH SUPER GLUE ON THE LITTLE PERCHY THING FIRST!
 WREN TIN TIN!   AR AR!

AND NOW THAT I'M ALREADY IN TROUBLE WITH MY PETS FRIENDS:
HERE YA GO!!!
NOT MY PIC- SOURCE UNKNOWN- 

LIL JOHNNY!! 

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."


She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
 
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
 
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
 

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..



 
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
LOVE YOU ALL! 
JMc