Wednesday, July 13, 2011

HOT STEAMY "FEELS LIKE INDEX" or REAL FEEL!


HOT STEAMY "FEELS LIKE INDEX", OR REAL FEEL!
OK, now that I'm gonna get 20 hits from horny 14 year olds because of the title, and an Inbox full of Porn Spam..(Which is pretty good FRIED), let's talk about the Weather.
WE KNOW IT'S HOT: BUT WHY?
ONCE AGAIN, HERE IS AN "EDUMICATIONAL" PRESENTATION FROM JOHN. 

And yes it is true that people only talk about the weather because they have nothing else to say. Or at least, nothing I want to say: TODAY!!!! 
Actual temperature at 8:00 pm Yesterday, under shaded porch- 
 The ACTUAL high for the day was 100 degrees: OFFICIALLY!

HOWEVER: the HEAT INDEX, which has now been politically corrected to the 
REAL FEEL, or FEELS LIKE TEMP was 117!
HOW CAN THIS BE YOU ASK?

Well I'm glad you did because that's why I'm here. High Pressure forms over an Area. In this case SC, GA, and NC, at about 25- 30K feet in the air. And Since we all know Nature abhors a vacuum...as do most women, men (Except certain models of Shop Vacs), and 3 kinky guys in Vermont:

Hence, HEAVIER Hot air sinks into the area of lower pressure below. I started to say was sucked into the area, but enough with the Vacuum jokes---Eureka! Sweating is our Natural Air Conditioning, and this is best described by how bad that 600 lb person in line in front of you at Wally World Smells..but of course I digress. 
The Humidity is the amount of moisture in the air. The more moisture present, the less will seep from your sweaty body and evaporation slows or stops, causing us to FEEL HOTTER than we really are! The higher the temps coupled with high humidity determines:
 the REAL FEEL, or FEELS LIKE TEMP.
I HAVE DONE WHAT NO OTHER MORTAL HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO. I HAVE CAPTURED REAL FEEL ON FILM. WHY DO WE STILL CALL IT FILM WHEN IT'S ALL DIGITAL. I HAVE CAPTURED IT ON PIXELS! 
 I KNOW-I KNOW. IT'S BLURRY, SOME WOULD SAY! NO IT'S NOT! IT ONLY LOOKS THAT WAY: AN EXAMPLE OF REAL FEEL!

Scientists will Photoshop this, turn it inside out and upside down calling it a hoax. Just like they do with UFO and Bigfoot Pics. But I can assure you, this is the real deal. I have taken a couple more shots in UBER Ultra McElveen spectrometry to allay any aspersions that may be cast on my credibility!
(SANITY NOT INCLUDED)
  That's more like it! Can you see the 117 now?
I thought so!

AND EVEN MORE COMPELLING IS THE FOLLOWING:
 OOOOOOOH! AHHHHHHHHH!
THEY SAY, ALMOST AS IF AT A FIREWORKS SHOW.
Can you see the 117 in the Branches????
 
I hope the comparison of the above photos, showing a real feel, or feels like temp of 117, when it was only 100 will help you dress more appropriately when going outside!
I know that once I heard it was 100 FRIGGIN degrees, but 
IT FELT LIKE
113-117 degrees

I rushed back inside and changed into something more comfortable  !!!!!
Love you all and I hope this helps you dress appropriately, check on the elderly and pets, and stay hydrated.....



as a matter of fact--go pee on an old person just in case! Tell them John sent ya!
JMc