Saturday, May 28, 2011

ALABAMA MASCOT


ALABAMA MASCOT



THE ALABAMA WOMEN'S' FAST-PITCH SOFTBALL TEAM WAS THE FIRST TO QUALIFY TODAY FOR THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES.


UNFORTUNATELY--THE ALABAMA MASCOT: WHICH IS
AN ELEPHANT----WT_?????.... ANYWAY......  HAD TO GO TO THE DENTIST AFTER THE GAME.


WHEN THEY ASKED THE DENTIST, WHO HAPPENED TO BE I-TALIAN WHAT WAS WRONG HE SAID:






WAIT FOR IT:................







HIS  TUSKALOOSA!!!!!!


I'M SO PUNNY!


LOVE YOU ALL!

Oh--and as a public service announcement for the upcoming weekend"

A new  way to avoid any alcohol issues while driving:

I went out with some friends last night and tied one on.
Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before.  I took a bus home.  I  arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
 

JMc