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Saturday, April 9, 2011
Couple in their nineties are both having
problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor
tells them that they're physically okay, but they might
want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching
TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything
while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice
'Don't you think you should write
it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries
on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, soAS not to forget
He says, 'I can remember that. You
want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm
certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need
to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with
strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
Then he toddles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes,The old man returns from the kitchen and
hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at
the plate for a moment. And asks,
'Where's my toast ?'
I LOVE THIS OLD TREE!!!!
A little old man shuffled slowly
into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,
painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath,
he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
THOUSANDS--WELL 987, TO BE EXACT, SPIDERS HATCHING. THESE ARE NOT THE WATER SPIDERS BABIES--THESE ARE THE GOLDEN ORB SPIDERS THAT I HAVE SO MANY PICS OF.
ALSO COMMONLY KNOWN AS ST ANDREWS CROSS SPIDERS.
SPIDERS IN WATER - THEY WILL NEVER SURVIVE.
THE BABIES ARE FROM THIS LADY--THE PODS I HAVE POSTED BEFORE HELD ALL THESE BABIES.