Wednesday, April 13, 2011

THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!


THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!


 Bless her little heart.....How sweet........
 The secret to long life...



A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.  

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nicebig joint.  

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. 

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"





"Forty," she replied