Wednesday, March 2, 2011

SPRING FORWARD; FALL BACK!


SPRING FORWARD; FALL BACK!

NO IT'S NOT A DESCRIPTION OF MY COLLEGE DAYS. THAT WAS MORE LIKE FALL FORWARDS, BOUNCE OFF!

Every year about this time I really get excited. Spring is officially 3 weeks away, and days are getting longer!
 and what a Segway into Buffalo Springfield....What Battle lines are being drawn today????

is this a sign of  THE TIMES???? IF History repeats itself then: 
(USA, EGYPT, LIBYA............,)

TURN IT UP!!!!   IT'S A CLASSIC!   AND IT FITS OUR TIME!


ANYWHO,

I LOVE THE EXTRA LIGHT IN SPRING AND SUMMER. AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE S.A.D. 

BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE G.L.A.D. !!

Good Leaves are Dead! 
What?--you put them in GLAD Trash Bags- RIGHT!!
DEATH GIVING WAY TO LIFE


YOU DON'T LOOK AT DAY OVER 55!  I CUT THIS DOWN MYSELF!
NOW I'M PINING AWAY FOR IT! I'M SUCH A SAP.




CONTRASTS - GREY SKIES VS. NEW LIFE........


AND MY NEW BEST

GIVING RISE TO THIS
THE SEX PISTOLS  ar.. ar..

SPRING PEEKING OUT.....

BOLDLY "GROWING" WHERE NO MAN......OK--CHEESY!

AND THE MAGNOLIAS I RESCUED, STOLE FROM THE WOODS.......
these are STEAL MAGNOLIAS!!!!  groaner for Kay!!!

SO WHERE WERE WE....OH DAYLIGHT "SAVINGS" TIME.... REALLY?

REALLY?? Are You BUYING THAT?

TYPICAL of BIG Government run plans--we once again, in our ARROGANCE, THINK WE CAN cheat
and control DAYLIGHT!!!!! ! As if setting a clock ahead or back will buy us one more second than we are allotted!

ONLY US!!!!

If we had DEPOSITED, the Time SAVED, into an Interest Bearing time account--in 450 years we would have saved and accrued and extra week!

BUT NOOOOO....our Government squandered it on research in  BLACK HOLES, (FROM WHICH NOTHING CAN ESCAPE, ACCORDING TO 750 PAGE REPORT BY WALLY RICKENDORF WHO RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A FORAY INTO ONE... FINANCED BY THE GOVERNMENT @ 2.5 MIL--sorry--I digress...but hey...It's ONLY YOUR TIME YOU'RE WASTING HERE!

We have actually lost 120 years!

Hence Armageddon--OR AT LEAST 
A REALLY CRAPPY DAY  on 12/21/2012, according to the Mayans. 

Look how well they survived! Seen any in your Hood?

I don't think their calendar ran out--I think:

THEY RAN OUT OF ROCK!!!!!

Can't you hear them now:"DANG...we were supposed to pick up another BIG HONKIN' ROCK to chisel on this year......."  

SUPPOSEDlY THE LAST RECORDED WORDS OF THE MAYAN CULTURE WERE:

"Dang it Ted--YOU were supposed to get the new rock today..."



Only God knows the Day and Time--and He ain't tellin'.

DO YOU WORRY, THINK ABOUT, OR EVEN CARE, ABOUT 

"THE END TIME?"         "THE END OF YOUR TIME?"

WELL, JUST IN CASE IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW:

YOU REALLY ARE MY

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc