|WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A LITTLE - "PRICK": WIPE IT OFF AND DEAL WITH IT. IT FEELS SOOO GOOD WHEN IT STOPS HURTING!|
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! "
Oh-- and a Belated Irish Joke!
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant, and, said, 'Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."