Tuesday, February 22, 2011

ORIGINAL SIN or I WANNA DIE!!!!


ORIGINAL SIN

Courtesy Schochet via Internet







I AM SO BUMMED. MOST OF MY PICS WERE COMPLETELY UNUSABLE FROM THE FOOTBALL REUNION. I HAVE MANY OTHERS BEING SENT TO ME--SO WILL SHARE WHEN I GET THEM!



SO IN THE MEANTIME:


WOODPECKER CONDO'S IN FL. 

BRANCHING OUT ?, LEAVING THE NEST ?, FLYING THE COOP ?/ SPACIOUS 1 & 2 BEDROOM CONDO'S OVERLOOKING:  STUFF UNDER THE TREE. 
MUST SEE TO APPRECIATE.

PRE-PECKED HOLES-FULLY FURNISHED WITH MOSS, WITH DOWN LINING THROUGHOUT. GRUBS W/IN 2 MINUTES.
FLY IN CLOSETS.

NO PILEATED WOODPECKERS PLEASE! 
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
PIC OF WOODPECKER COURTESY OF INTERNET- CONDOS-MINE!



ROGAINE ACIDENT!!!!!
OR WHY SHAVING IS ALMOST MANDATORY!

NOW "THAT'S A KNIFE!" ONE MORE BOWL AND I CAN "DO THIS!!"


AND NOW............

AND AN INTERACTIVE FUN TIME: PLEASE, PAUSE ON TOAD BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN,

LICK THE TOAD ON YOUR MONITOR AND SCROLL DOWN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!   SERIOUSLY--REALLY LICK IT!


GO AHEAD- DO IT CHICKEN!!!!




NOW SCROLL DOWN















COOL--NOW WASN'T THAT WORTH IT??
  
NOW
CLEAN MONITOR & PROCEED!!


AND ONE MORE:


CAN YOU SOLVE THIS PUZZLE W/O CHEATING? 

READ CAREFULLY!

88% OF ALL 6TH GRADERS CAN SOLVE IT--ONLY 38% OF ADULTS OVER 25 WERE ABLE TO !
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.   
On your left side is a drop off.    
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.    
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.

Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation ?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.*   



* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *


&

QUIT LICKING TOADS!

*(MILD LANGUAGE)- I COULDN'T CHANGE IT AND MAKE IT WORK!




WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR FREE. GOSH YOU ARE A TOUGH CROWD!!!


LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc