Friday, February 25, 2011

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND....THIS IS AN EMBARRASMENT

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND....THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT

shhhh. secret word for the day..........

STOOPID !

SERIOUSLY--WHEN DID PARENTS STOP BECOMING ACCOUNTABLE, AND THE REST OF US BECAME ENABLERS BY ALLOWING SUB-PAR PERFORMANCES TO GO UNPUNISHED! MAYBE UNPUNISHED IS TOO STRONG- BUT YOU GET MY DRIFT RIGHT?

HERE IS AN ACTUAL EXIT EXAM IN OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM----AND YOU ONLY HAVE TO GET  4--- FOUR-- FOUR-  RIGHT!!

PLEASE CHECK THE ANSWERS AS TWO WILL SURPRISE YOU!
LIKE SANTA CLAUS IN FL IN FEBRUARY- THIS FUZZY, YETI STYLE PIC BEGS THE QUESTION--
IF YOU BELIEVE IN HIM, YOU CAN STILL GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!

USE A NUMBER TWO---(GET IT?)  PENCIL.


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats? 
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name? 
8) What color is a purple finch? 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass. 
Check your answers below ....



ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 












1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?  116 years 

2) Which country makes Panama hats?   Ecuador 

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?  Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?  Squirrel fur 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?  Dogs  

7) What was King George VI's first name?  Albert 
 

8) What color is a purple finch?  Crimson 
 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?   New Zealand 
 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) 
 
What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too.

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!) 
Pass this on to some brilliant friends,
so they may feel stupid too .
STOOPID IS AS STOOPID DOES!

THE EVOLUTIONARY TREE...MIND DIDN'T BRANCH!
SEE BELOW



DEAD AND LEANING--I'M AT THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL!


LOVE YOU ALL--STUDY HARDER NEXT TIME!

JMc