A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from
the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.
The bartender runs into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
'What is all the screaming about in here?' he asks the drunk
'Are you alright? 'You're scaring my customers!'
I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my
The bartender hesitantly opens the door, looks in, and says, 'You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!
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