Saturday, February 26, 2011

BARTENDER & THE DRUNK!


BARTENDER & THE DRUNK!



A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from
the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.

The bartender runs into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.

'What is all the screaming about in here?' he asks the drunk
'Are you alright?  'You're scaring my customers!'



'I'm just sitting here on the toilet,' slurs the drunk, 'and every time
I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my
TESTICLES.'







The bartender hesitantly opens the door, looks in, and says, 'You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!


 
That's funny right there. I don't care who you are, that's funny.



A NERVOUS TICK:
 PIC NOT MINE-COURTESY OF INTERNET

DON'T TAKE ME OFF THE DOG..PLEASE, PLEASE..DON'T TAKE ME OFF THE DOG!

LOVE YOU ALL!


JMc