Wednesday, December 22, 2010

DID NOT GET CLEAN IN METEOR SHOWER!


DID NOT GET CLEAN IN THE METEOR SHOWER! GOT TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS
BY IT!

WEATHERMAN LIED- (the a-hole...it will be perfect viewing blah blah u but< dfyuj&%%ugv.NO CLOUDS...._.-IT WAS TOO CLOUDY! I COULD BARELY SEE THE LIGHT BEHIND THE CLOUDS.

BUT PERSIST I DID, AND WENT BACK OUT ABOUT 4:30 AND THAR SHE BLOWS! ALMOST 1/4 LEFT TO GO TO COVER ENTIRE MOON AND TURN RED!!!!! I WAS PSYCHED.

I CAME INSIDE AND WOKE THE WIFE, AND SHE SAID IT HAD ALREADY PEAKED! SHE HAD JUST HEARD IT ON THE NEWS! SHE IS SOOO MUCH SMARTER THAN I--ALTHOUGH SHE DID COME OUT AND LOOK AT THE LIGHT BEHIND THE CLOUDS WITH ME.

THAT WAS A TOTAL BONDING EXPERIENCE, WE BOTH IN PAJAMAS, WITH BIG ASS COATS ON AND SLIPPERS....OHHH,  WHO WOULDN'T WANT SOME OF THAT?? WE WERE GETTING A LITTLE MOIST....THEN REALIZED WE WERE DRESSED TO WARMLY...... SO WE LOOKED CLOSELY AGAIN AND:

NEITHER OF US- I'LL TELL YA THAT--WE JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND WAVED THE GARY SHANDLING WAVE--G'NIGHT, AND AS SHE WENT BACK IN I SWEAR I HEAR A FAINT.....

"I TOLD YA SO"...DRIFTING FROM THE FRONT PORCH.....

SURE ENOUGH--IT HAD PASSED IT'S FULLNESS THEREOF, AND WHAT I WAS SEEING WAS IT COMING OUT AFTER IT WAS FINISHED!

OH WELL!  AT LEAST I TRIED, AND ON THE WINTER SOLSTICE NO LESS! --I TOOK NO SOLSTICE WHAT SO FREAKING EVER IN THE ONCE EVERY 500 YEAR POPPY COCK HAPPENING!!!!

WHY DO ALL THESE ASTRONOMICAL TYPE EVENTS HAPPEN AT NIGHT???

IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER TO GET UP ABOUT 11:00 AM-- SIP SOME JOE: AND WALK OUT AND CATCH ABOUT 30 METEORS!

BUT NOOOOOOOO.......  IT HAS TO BE FREEZING COLD AND 4 FRIGGIN AM. IN THE MORNING!

SO I WENT AND JUST STARTED AND STOPPED THE CAR, ENJOYING THE NEW BRAKES!
THEY STARTED SQUEALING! (NO-NO THEY DIDN'T). YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD THE EXPLOSION FROM HERE, I PROMISE YOU THAT!


SEE WHY YOU NEED A GOOD CAMERA AND A TRIPOD???????
MORE OF THE SAME, OOOH   GALLERY QUALITY!

I KNOW- I KNOW--I WAS THERE!!!

DELERIUM TRMENS!  I WAS SO MAD!!! OHHHH...ALMOST RED!

OK--NOW THIS LOWER INTESTINE, PENIS MOON, WORM WAS COOL!

BUT SHRINKAGE EVIDENTLY EFFECTS MOON DONGS TOO!



TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, SINCE I WAS UP AND IN AN ARTISTIC MOOD- I SHOT OVER 200 PICS INSIDE THE HOUSE, OF EVERYTHING FROM CURIOUS TO CATS. I TRULY GOT SOME AWESOME SHOTS. I REALLY DID- I PROMISE. I WENT TO BED AT 7:30 THIS MORNING!

AN ALL NITER FOR NADA! (HMM- GOOD BOOK TITLE?)

SO I WENT TO LOAD THEM, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED; BECAUSE ONLY 36 PICS LOADED, AND THEN THE CARD WAS DELETED!!!!!! I HAVE DONE THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE....OOOPS WITH ONE EXCEPTION.....

I REMEMBER NOW I TRIED SOMETHING I HAD NEVER DONE BEFORE FOR EFFECT--

I WANTED THEM TO TURN OUT RIGHT SO:

I POURED POWER STEERING FLUID ON THE BEYATCH! (BATCH--SORRY)

 BUT I GOT THE WORST SHOTS OF A FRIGGIN CEMENT FL ALLIGATOR YOU COULD EVER WANT TO SEE--- AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SEE THEM. THEY ARE VERY
CENTE-CEMENTAL- LOL!  AS THERE ARE ONLY 3 LIKE IT IN THE WORLD. SOON TO BE DOS!!!

YOU SEE- A LAW WAS PASSED IN FL, IF ANY MORE WERE MADE............

BILLY- ONE OF MY FISHING BUDDIES, WHO CAUGHT THE OTHER HAMMERHEAD SHARK ON THE OLD FISHING POST, BOUGHT 3 OF THESE TO GO WITH A BIG GATOR BENCH AND SOME OTHER SWAMP YARD THINGS--AND THE SET WAS VERY EXPENSIVE! SO ONLY HAVING 3 (THREE) OF THESE HE BROUGHT THEM UP AND GAVE ONE EACH TO JIM AND I.  

OR GEMINI!!!   WE WERE BESIDE OURSELVES!

NOW HOW IS THAT FOR AN ULTRA COOL FRIEND! I ALMOST POUNDED MINE TO THE BEGINNING PRODUCT WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH COLOR AND TEXTURE HE OFFERED!!  LOL--  WELL- LOOK!

FOLKS, NOW I KNOW THESE SUCK, AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR BS COMPLIMENTS--BUT I TRIED EVERYTHING....THEN I SAW THE GLASSES!! BUT THESE WERE ALL THAT CAME OUT.


OK- MAYBE--JUST MAYBE THE CANDELABRA IS EHHH- OK! AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO POLISH IT: BUT IT IS WORTH SOME BUCKS! AND WOULD PROBABLY LEND FOR SOME GOOD PICS WITH SOME CANDLES IN IT, POSITIONED THE RIGHT WAY!

GATORS GO FIRST
 SEE!!!!
OH YES--THE GLASSES DID IT!  NO THEY DIDN'T!!!

YOU POLISH IT!!!!


SEE- THESE WERE THE ABSOLUTE WORST! 

I HAD PICS OF THE PETS THAT HAD NEVER POSED LIKE THAT FOR ME BEFORE--WITH GREAT EXPRESSIONS FOR A CHANGE--
NICK KNACKS IN THE CHINA CABINET SPARKLED AND CAME ALIVE UNDER THE FLASH!

I PROMISE YOU!

BUT ALL I GOT WAS THE CRAP ABOVE, AND NOW THAT I HAVE SPENT ALL OF THIS TIME- BY GRANNY SMOKING HASH--- YOU TOO ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM!

LOVE YA

JMc