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Friday, October 22, 2010
MY FIRST AND I PROMISE LAST POLITICAL POST- MAYBE!!!
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE WORLD
Rare Pic of Wild Domestic Beer. I caught this shot by luck!
For those that don't know about
history ... Here is a condensed version:
originally existed as members of small bands of
They lived on deer
in the mountains
during the summer and would go to the
and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
two most important events in all of history were
the invention of beer
and the invention of the
The wheel was invented to get man to the
These were the foundation of modern civilization
and together were the catalyst for the splitting
of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
. Liberals 2.
was discovered, it required grain and that was the
beginning of agriculture.
Neither the glass
nor aluminum can
were invented yet, so while our early humans were
around waiting for them to be invented, they just
stayed close to the brewery.
That's how villages were formed.
men spent their days tracking and killing animals
to BBQ at night
while they were drinking beer. This was the
beginning of what is known as the
who were weaker and less skilled at hunting
learned to live off the conservatives by showing
up for the nightly BBQ's
and doing the sewing,
fetching, and hair dressing.
This was the beginning of the Liberal
of these liberal men eventually evolved into
women. They became known as
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
domestication of cats,
the invention of group therapy, group
and the concept of
voting to decide how to divide the
that conservatives provided.
the years conservatives came to be symbolized by
the largest, most powerful land animal on earth,
Liberals are symbolized by the
for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like
imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
or imported bottled water. They eat raw
like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French
food are standard
fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
most of their women have highertestosterone levels
than their men. Most
personal injury attorneys, journalists,
group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented
the designated hitter
rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher
Conservatives drink domestic
mostly Budor Miller. They
eat red meat
and still provide for their women. Conservatives
are big game hunters, rodeo
firemen, medical doctors, police officers,
executives, athletes,members of the military, airline
pilots and generally anyone who works
who own companies hire other conservatives who
want to work for a living.
produce little or nothing. They like to govern the
decide what to do with the production. Liberals
more enlightened than Americans. That is why most
of the liberals
in Europe when conservatives were coming to
They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and
of trying to get more for nothing.
ends today's lesson in world history:
should be noted that a Liberal may have a
momentary urge to
respond to the above before forwarding
A Conservative will simply laugh and be
so convinced of the absolute
of this history that it will be forwarded
immediately to other true
and to more liberals just to piss them
there you have it. Let your next action reveal
your true self.....I'm
to have another
I wish I could take credit for this brilliant synopsis of the History of the World- but I can't--Author Unknown.