Saturday, October 16, 2010

B-9


GREAT NEWS ON THE SKIN BUSH- errr, GROWTH---

IT WAS BENIGN! 

I KNOW:  (STIKING MYSELF IN FOREHEAD)

I COULD HAVE HAD A    V-8!!!!!!

ANYWAY- AFTER HE GOT HIS SUPPLIES ROUNDED-UP....WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE PRESCRIBED TREATMENT FOR UNWANTED GROWTH.

AND NO--YOU CAN'T. I ASKED.  ROLLING IT, IS NOT AN OPTION! (HE WAS RIGHT!)

 ONE SMALL TRIBE OF BUSHMEN, IN AN OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE IN SYDNEY- ARE THE ONLY GROUP KNOWN, TO HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SPLICED ANOTHER BUSH ONTO THEIRS. THESE GRAFT DODGERS, HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED SERVING IN ANY AUSSIE MILITARY CONQUEST. ALTHOUGH ONE IS PURPORTED TO HAVE GOTTEN IN A SCRAP WITH CROCODILE DUNDEE.

ONLY SINCE BUSH 41 & 43, HAS MILITARY SERVICE BEEN SO DEFTLY AVOIDED. AND AS WE KNOW  DE-FOREST "BONES" KELLY SAID," DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DR. NOT A TREE SURGEON" , AND WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN,
"CURSES- FOIL-AGED AGAIN!!

LEAF IT TO ME TO BARELY ESCAPE DEATH BY MISTLETOE, IF HE HAD MENTIONED PRUNING-  I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A SECOND OPINION. BUT SINCE THEY ARE BOTH HANGING RIGHT THERE TOGETHER..... I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT ON A LIMB, BRANCH OFF INTO ANOTHER AREA AND HAVE HIM CHARGE ME AN ARM AND A LEG! ONE SPLINTER GROUP IS ENOUGH, AND HAD I NOT SURVIVED MY WIFE WOULD HAVE PINED AWAY.

LUCKY TO ESCAPE A TERRIBLE DIAGNOSIS, KNOWING I WOULD HAVE NIGHTMARES ON ELM STREET,AND BEFORE HE COULD TELL ME TO INCREASE THE FIBER IN MY DIET, I GRABBED THE OLD PRUNE, - AND SINCE I WAS FEELING MY OAKS, BEFORE HE 
DICIDED TO WARN ME ABOUT THE HAZARDS OF SMOKING IN BED- 

I SAID, "GIMME 3 STEPS, GIVE ME 3 STEPS MR, GIMME 3 STEPS TOWARDS THE DOOR, GIMME 3 STEPS, THE ADDRESS OF YOUR SISTER, AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME NO MORE"!

HE SAID IS THAT A LIMP I DETECT,  A small  BIRTH DEFECT-
WE HAVE SOME TIME LEFT ON THE CLOCK,
- I SAID HECK NO- THINKING PINOCCHIO... !

IT'S JUST MY HICKORY DICKORY DOC!


JMc