Thursday, August 12, 2010

TALKING WHEN DRUNK- A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!


True genius!

 
Every once in a while in life...
You run into a genius with a true talent!









THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon




THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate




THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. No thanks, I'm married.


2. Nope, no more booze for me!


3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.


4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.


5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?


6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.


7. I'm not interested in fighting you.


8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!


9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.


10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.