Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I GOT AN AWARD!!!!!

THANK YOU JEANNIE
FOR THIS AWESOME HONOR!





Here's what I, and the 3 lucky people whom I choose to bestow this honour upon must do:

1. Get really excited that you got the coolest award EVER.

2. Choose ONE of the following options for accepting the OMB! award:

(a) Get really drunk and blog for 15 minutes straight, stream-of-consciousness style.

b) Write about your most embarrassing moment.

(c) Write a "Soundtrack of Your Childhood" post.

(d) Make your next post a "vlog", or video blog.

(e) Take a picture of yourself first thing in the morning, before you do anything else (makeup, brush hair, pee, etc.) and post it.

3. Pass the award on to at least three amazing bloggers, like yourself.






GONE FISHING
WILL POST 04.08.2010
I MAY DO THE PICTURE THING AT 5:00 WHEN I GET UP- OHHH, IN ABOUT 4 HOURS. BUT US GUYS ARE ALL BUTT UGLY ANYWAY- SO IT REALLY WOULD BE UNFAIR!
I'LL GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT- WHO KNOWS, MAYBE MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT WILL HAPPEN WHILE FISHING!

WAIT A MINUTE--I'M SO EXCITED I THINK I FULFILLED #1. CAUSE I JUST DID #2!!!

WE'LL SEE, AND I STILL HAVE TO TAG 3!

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE MY WIFE FISHING AND TELL HER ABOUT MY AWARD:

THEN I COULD:

HOOKER, LYING, AND SINK HER!

OH THE JOY OF BAD PUNS THAT MAKE PEOPLE GO:

OMG  !!!!!!



HOW COOL IS THIS SPIDER WEB? I GOT SOME KILLER PICS ON TWO DIFFERENT TREKS TODAY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.....?  I AM HAVING FUN!

THIS MUST CEASE!
CHECK OUT THIS CONSTRUCTION!!!!!!
IT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD IT!


MANY OF THESE ARE BEING BUILT IN THE FIELD BEHIND THE HOUSE. SPIDERS ARE USING PRE-EXISTING BUILDINGS TO ADAPT AND EAT. I'M SURE THEY ARE VIOLATING ONE OF NATURES' BUILDING AND TRAPPING CODES, BUT WHO WILL ENFORCE IT?

THE ARACHNID POLICE!

NO-- SPIDER MAN!

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!

THIS WILL HAVE TO DO UNTIL I RETURN!

JMc