Tuesday, September 29, 2009
STAY TUNED, I'M WORKING ON MY 5 WORDS SCARLET GAVE ME!!!! I'M JUST TAKING MY TIME WITH THEM.
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
is deadly at Scrabble.
When you rearrange the letters:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
When you rearrange the letters:
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters:
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)
Saturday, September 26, 2009
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL QUICK VIDEO I CAPTURED WHEN THE DRAGONFLY KICKED THE SPIDERS BUTT IN IT'S OWN WEB AND EARNED HIS FREEDOM. THIS IS FOR BD AS I KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES
HE MAY HAVE SOME WEB REMNANTS BUT HE MADE A FULL RECOVERY. FROM PREVIOUS POST!
COMING UP....GETTING IN SHAPE: A SPIRITUAL & PHYSICAL RECIPE FOR A HEALTHIER YOU! DON'T LET THE SPIRITUAL SCARE YOU..WHILE IT IS BIBLICAL, IT CAN BE APPLIED BY ALL! THIS IS PART OF MY RECOVERY EFFORT AS I'M GETTING READY TO TRY AND RETURN TO WORK AFTER AN EXTENDED LEAVE FOR HEART AND BP PROBLEMS. TIRED OF COMPLAINING- TIME FOR SOME ACTION. THIS WILL CURE ME, OR KILL ME.
HOPEFULLY THE LATTER AS MY WIFE IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE- DANG I WANT TO RETURN TO WORK!
JUST KIDDING, I COULD GET USED TO STAYING HOME:
Friday, September 25, 2009
WORKING ON VIDEO...STAY TUNED
Thursday, September 24, 2009
SOCCER BALL OR UNIVERSE---WTF?
A salute to people in walmart- God Bless this Mess! Hey, at least they are out helping revive the economy-----BUTT at what price? LOL
BEST QUOTE OF 2008...BRAVO FOR SHERIFF JUDD.
Gotta admire the man for being honest.
POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Now here's the kicker:
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times..
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
Talk about an all-time classic answer.
'Because that's all the ammunition we had...'
Damn Dude-----just DAMN!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in White Pants no less. Definitely no MORE!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
HINT: They are good to eat and no Kin to Chuck.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
2. My grandpa started walking five miles
a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old...
and we haven't a clue where the ---- he is.
3. I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
4. The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
5. I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
6. I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
...apparently you have to actually go there.
7. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
8. I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
9 The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
11. I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,.......
just getting over the hill was enough.
12. We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our skulls.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
13. Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
back to the post
Saturday, September 19, 2009
THE ABOVE PICS MAKE UP A COMMON SAYING WHEN COMBINED.
(I know the top pic is bad. Hint- Birds and Squirrels). This is just an example as is the one below. Others will be much harder.
WHAT YOU MIGHT HEAR BEING SAID ABOUT DOLLY PARTON:
1ST WORD- HINT: 3 VISUALLY CHALLENGED RODENTS (OK so I couldn't get a pic- I want to try and use all the pictures that I take myself- but these are just examples!)
THE FIRST TO NAME BOTH SAYINGS WILL WIN: A BOWL OF BUFFALODICKS' CHILI, SHIPPING AND HANDLING NOT INCLUDED, AND YOU BETTER WAIT TILL I ASK HIM FIRST! :-), OR A NUDE SKETCH FROM SCARLET OR JEANNIE. I GUESS I'D BETTER ASK THEM TOO. DANG, THIS PRIZE STUFF SUX. OK-- YOU DON'T GET SQUAT EXCEPT FOR THE SATISFACTION OF HAVING DONE SOMETHING!
YOU CAN EVEN POST YOUR ANSWERS CRYPTICALLY, OR NOT! THE REAL ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED----SOMETIME.
LIKE I SAID- I THINK THERE ARE SOME CREATIVE HARD ONES IN THE WORKS SO STAY TUNED., AND REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS SO YOU DON'T GET THE SWINE- SORRY, N1H1 FLU. OUR URGENT SCARE IS OVERRUN WITH IT.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
ACTUALLY- THIS IS THE FIRST PICTURE EVER OF THE GEICO MONEY CHARACTER'S GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WHO WAS BORN NOT FAR FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!!
TO FOLLOW-UP ON MY LAST POST, THIS WAS A VERY TIMELY E-MAIL. I'M NOT SURE WHY THESE HAVE HIT ME ORR WHY I'M MEDDLING IN OTHERS BUSINESS. I'M NOT PROMOTING ANYTHING, BUT IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL, SOCIAL & ECONOMIC CLIME- I JUST FEEL WE NEED AA LITTLE RAY OF HOPE. PART OF THAT IS BREAKING STEREOTYPES. CAN WE SAY STEREOTYPES, OR DOES THAT EXIST IN THIS DIGITAL AGE? HMMMM......
YES, SADLY FROM A STATE THAT HAS LONG BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING RACIST, IT'S TIME WE PUT ALL THAT CRAP TO BED.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? I KNOW, RHETORICAL QUESTION, BUT WE CAN EACH ANSWER IT IN OUR OWN MINDS AND SPIRITS.
I HAVE A PERVERTED POST (NOT SEXUAL) I KNOW- I'M SORRY- BUT MORE TO THE OLD MIND OF JM COMING IN HONOR OF HENRY GIBSON- WHO PLAYED ON LAUGH IN. A SHOW FROM THE 70'S THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVED AND GREW UP ON. HE PLAYED A CHARACTER OF A POET IN ONE OF HIS BITS,
HERE IS AN EXAMPLE AND I QUOTE:
BY HENRY GIBSON
THE BULLMOOSE IS MY FRIEND TRUE BLUE
HE DOESN'T SMOKE; HE DOESN'T CHEW
HIS ONLY HANG-UP IS SNIFFING GLUE
BUT IF I WERE A BULLMOOSE, I WOULD TOO.
NOW-BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING- WE ARE BEING PROGRAMMED YOU KNOW!
Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and
tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those
of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious
humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have
adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins, stuffing
themselves with shrimp. They play and
swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren
Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia . Whales are wonderful singers
and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and
virtually have no predators other than humans.
They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the
Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up
outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity
crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill
men who get close to them, not to mention
how could they have sex? Therefore they don't have kids either. Not
to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only
skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my
kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a coffee with my
friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much
information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it
distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are
enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look
at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh, look how smart I am!"
WHAT AN AWESOME RESPONSE. I WANT TO ME, I WANT TO BE ME........
BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU,
I'D BE SOMEBODY ELSE.......
GOING TO TAKE MEDS, BRB.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I know a lot of things passed around the Internet are cute and trite. We read them rapidly and pass on to the next in our multi-tasking, busy, pressure filled lives. I'm going to post some of these I come across, and just by chance if you happen to have 3, 5, 15 minutes a day to set aside as YOUR time....then maybe one of these may hit home.
As we face each day, if we start with a positive or at least calmed, fresh attitude, I guarantee that whole day will be a little smoother. Each potential problem will "appear" smaller and more manageable. Be ready for a battle in your mind as you try to concentrate or meditate, as this is the battleground of the enemy. I believe he/she/it, whatever: wins the mind early on, sets the tone for the entire day.
I also believe you can take "every thought captive" and make a conscious decision on whether to keep it, let it go, or act on it. You can DECIDE whether it will alter your mood or change your thought process.
WHEN DOES A THOUGHT......BECOME YOURS? AT WHAT POINT ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE?
1. ONLY WHEN YOU DECIDE TO KEEP IT!
DWELL ON IT
THEN ACT ON IT!
This is kinda the thought process as I see it.
UNTIL THEN YOU CAN THINK ON
IT----THEN LET IT GO BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO ACT ON
IT! & I'VE FOUND: THE LONGER YOU KEEP IT AND DWELL ON IT, THE
HARDER IT IS TO LET IT GO.
SO MAKE SOUND DECISIONS, BASED ON YOUR MORAL COMPASS AND NOT SOMEONE ELES. TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR OWN MIND. QUESTION EVERYTHING; BELIEVE NOTHING, UNTIL YOU DECIDE IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS, BUT THEY ARE HELPING ME BE A BETTER ME, AS WELL AS FACE POTENTIAL PROBLEMS/CRISES IN MY LIFE.
A man was exploring caves by the Seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls. It was like someone had rolled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake. They didn't look like much, but they intrigued the man, so he took the bag out of the cave with him. As he strolled along the beach, he would throw the clay balls one at a time out into the ocean as far as he could.
He thought little about it, until he dropped one of the clay balls and it cracked open on a rock . Inside was a beautiful, precious stone!
Excited, the man started breaking open the remaining clay balls. Each contained a similar treasure. He found thousands of dollars worth of jewels in the 20 or so clay balls he had left.
Then it struck him. He had been on the beach a long time. He had thrown maybe 50 or 60 of the clay balls with their hidden treasure into the ocean waves... Instead of thousands of dollars in treasure, he could have taken home tens of thousands, but he had just thrown it away!
It's like that with people. We look at someone, maybe even ourselves, and we see the external clay vessel. It doesn't look like much from the outside. It isn't always beautiful or sparkling, so we discount it...
We see that person as less important than someone more beautiful or stylish or well known or wealthy. But we have not taken the time to find the treasure hidden inside that person.
There is a treasure in each and every one of us. If we take the time to get to know that person, and if we ask God to show us that person the way He sees them, then the clay begins to peel away and the brilliant gem begins to shine forth.
May we not come to the end of our lives and find out that we have thrown away a fortune in friendships because the gems were hidden in bits of clay. May we see the people in our world as God sees them.
I am so blessed by the gems of friendship I have with you.. Thank you for looking beyond my clay vessel.
APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE
THING YOU HAVE, ESPECIALLY YOUR FRIENDS!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FRIENDS ARE TOO FEW!