Wednesday, September 23, 2009

THE IMPOTENCE--IMPORTANCE OF WALKING





























IMPOTENCE   IMPORTRANCE OF WALKING- YOU GET TO SEE & EAT THESE!

(combine two pics above for answer)
HINT: They are good to eat and no Kin to Chuck.




Importance of Walking

  1.   Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years old
    to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
    home at $7000 per month.

   2.    My grandpa started walking five miles
a day when he was 60..
    Now he's 97 years old...
    and we haven't a clue where the
---- he is.

    3.  I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.

  4.    The only reason I would take up walking
     is so that I could hear heavy breathing again
.

5.     I have to walk early in the morning,
      before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

6.
    I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
     Haven't lost a pound.
     ...apparently you have to actually go there.

 7.   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
     I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

8.
I do have flabby thighs,
     but fortunately my stomach covers them.

  9    The advantage of exercising every day
     is so when you die, they'll say,
     'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

10.
  If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
    start with a small country.  

11.
   I know I got a lot of exercise
     the last few years,.......
     just getting over the hill was enough.


12.
   We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our skulls.
     That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    AND

13.
  Every time I start thinking too much
    about how I look,
     I just find a Happy Hour
     and by the time I leave,
     I look just fine.

    You could run this over to your friends

     But just e-mail it to them!