Sunday, August 16, 2009

I LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL< SIMPLE MINDS OF KIDS!!!!!!!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students
in her class. She presented each child in her classroom
with the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked
them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first
graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading,
keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds,
because the last one is a classic!


1.
Don't change horses
Until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
Bug is close.
3.
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It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
Termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
Looks dirty.
7.
No news is
0A
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
Stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
Pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
The best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
Pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
Gets all th e presents.
16.
A penny saved is
Not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
The Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
You put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
Spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
Get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind
Get out of the way
25.
A bird in the hand
Is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER - and last one!

26.
Better late than
Pregnant

5 comments:

  1. Those are awesome. wonder what I could come up with...

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  2. Yeah, all the adults need to fill one in. Great idea- that would be cool!

    J

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  3. Wow, that last one is a winner for sure!! :) It's something YOU would say. ;)

    I like Three's the Muskateers! How cute is that??

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  4. I represent that remark!

    Hope you had a thrilling time on Vacation. I'll pop over and read all about it,

    Juan

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Incredibly smart relies: