BLESSINGS TO ALL,
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY : In Florida , an
> atheist created a case against the Easter & Passover
> holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination
> case against Christians, Jews & observances of their
> holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had
> no such recognized day.
> The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
> the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged
> his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed."
> The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling
> saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss
> this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter &
> others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah.
> Yet my client & all other atheists have no such
> The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you
> do. Counsel, your client is woefully ignorant." The
> lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special
> observance or holiday for atheists."
> The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is
> 'April Fools Day.' Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool
> says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the
> opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no
> God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
> Court is adjourned."
AND IN HONOR OF OUR SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS- WHO CRACKED THE TOP 25 THIS WEEK....... A SPECIAL DISH!
1. WIFE'S SURGERY- SHE IS DOING GREAT! (STILL TALKING!)
2. MOM- SICK WITH COLD/PNEUMONIA IN MOUNTAINS NEAR ASHEVILLE. WE REALLY NEED TO GET HER OUT OF THAT TENT, NOW THAT WINTER IS COMING ON.
3. FATHER IN FLORIDA- SEVERE CHEST PAIN 2 DAYS AGO. WENT TO HOSPITAL NEAR TAMPA, AND HAD CARDIAC CATH THIS AM. PRAISE GOD HE ONLY NEEDED ONE STENT. HE IS POST QUINTUPLE BYPASS ABOUT 6-7 YEARS OUT, SO THIS IS A MAJOR BLESSING. (Guess I'll have to wait on that inheritance.) JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!
I go back to work tomorrow for 3- 12's and then take Wifey to Dr. for post op check on the 12th. A few x-rays to check on the bone graft and hardware. Everything is fine, but I can't get used to those ROBOCOP noises when she bends her neck!
I heard we were going to war with Iran, but new President sent some Wine and a Cheese Basket and they called it off! Maybe we are onto something here with this dialogue stuff! A kinder: more WUSSY AMERICA! American's abroad are already reported as being treated more hospitable since the election. I'm sure they polled those in the Turkish prisons as well????