Wednesday, September 3, 2008

ORIGINAL OLYMPIC JOKE!

Despite warnings from Spencer- the Alpha Cat, on how to keep your eyes on "low beam":

Gregory did not heed the warning, and ended up as an entree at Mr. Wok's Sushi Bar and Olympic Emporium as "Cat on a stick" AKA, # 14, "Broccri Lo Mein"


I CAME UP WITH THIS JOKE ( not the one above- the one following) AT THE NURSES STATION THE OTHER NIGHT RIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS- NOW THAT IT'S WEEKS PAST, IT WILL HAVE LOST ANY HUMOR THAT IT POSSIBLY HAD. WHICH, JUDGING BY THE IMMEDIATE HURLING OF ALL STAFF MEMBERS, WAS NOT ANY AT ALL:

3 DAYS AFTER THE OLYMPICS IN CHINA:

ME: "YOU KNOW, THE OLYMPICS JUST ENDED, BUT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY, FOR SOME MORE!




............Chinese....food.......30 mins later......still hung......

OK....THINK I'LL GO POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH A STICK. BET YOU WOULD LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF AT THAT. HA HA, OHH .... LOOK AT JOHN, WITH THAT POINTY STICK, STICKING OUT OF HIS EYE.....OHHHHHHH HE'S A HOOT! YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO NEXT! we'll have to watch, and wait and see! Boy that was cornea, but he is an apt pupil! 30 lashes, keep a lid on it, fav Band, BLINK 132, Fav TV personality-Wink Martindale.


JOHN, PUT DOWN THE HEDGE CLIPPERS....JOHN....

OK, THE PROZAC SHOULD KICK IN ANY MINUTE.

J.