Thursday, July 24, 2008
65 YEAR OLD MOTHER
65 YEAR OLD MOM- KINDA CREEPY- LIKE THIS GUY! THERE BAAAACK!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked,
'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?!!!!
A Little Risque. Read at own Risk!
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her
mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It
reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'
Sally replied, 'No... salty!'