Thursday, November 22, 2007

HAPPY THANGSGIVING

HAPPY THANKSGIVING & BLESSINGS TO ALL


THIS DID NOT HAPPEN AT MY HOUSE- I RECEIVED IT AS AN E-MAIL

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a
trick. She told my sister that she needed something
from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish
hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed
the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a
look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep, SHE'S BLONDE!


LOVE YA ALL!!

JOHN