Friday, July 20, 2007

BIBLE HUMOR




BIBLE HUMOR FOR THE DAY


>> Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
>> A. Ruthless.
>>
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
>> A. German Shepherds.
>>
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
>> A. Noah He was floating his stock while
>> everyone else was in liquidation.
>>
>> Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
>> A. Pharaoh's daughter.
>> She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
>>
>> Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
>> A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
>> Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
>>
>> Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
>> A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>>
>> Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children
>> as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
>> A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
>>
>> Q. Which servant of God was the most
>> flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
>> A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
>>
>> Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
>> A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
>>
>> Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
>> A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
>>
>> Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
>> A. Joshua, son of Nun.
>>
>> Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
>> A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
>>
>>
>> KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!
>> Friends are one of God's ways that shows He takes care of us.
>>
>> P.S... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"
>>
>> Faith, Hope & Love --but the greatest of these is LOVE. 1 Corinthians 13:13