Wednesday, May 9, 2007

IMPORTANT MEDICAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. (1 Kilo is about 1.5 million in Cocaine!)
or $4.00 of Hammers Homegrown. LOL Well He called me gay!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.